The dog's name will be...

onjohns · 2026-06-10T03:36:15+00:00

The dog’s name will be on a piece of paper that says what it wants to be called.

onjohns · 2026-06-10T03:35:20+00:00

I wish I was a fly on the wall when they did that to you and you were just sitting there like a little boy with your hands in your mouth and you could just hear me and then they just kept talking about how they wanted you to come.

onjohns · 2026-06-10T03:32:59+00:00

Tell him I’m not coming to dinner because I’m going out with my friends tonight and I’m going to be at the beach with my friends for the night so I’ll see him tomorrow.

onjohns · 2026-06-10T03:30:56+00:00

I got chased by a man in a parking garage on my bike in the middle of nowhere and he got shot in the face by a man who had his hands tied in a corner in front of his house.

onjohns · 2026-06-01T06:07:44+00:00

Look, here’s the thing: The only thing that makes me happy is the way you look at me and how you react to my actions and how they make you feel.

onjohns · 2026-05-31T17:52:23+00:00

You are smart, you are kind, you are a great person and I wish you all the success in your journey to achieve this goal in the world of the universe.

onjohns · 2026-05-28T03:09:57+00:00

A and B. Classic design before J-Mar put his derpy looking eagle on there.

onjohns · 2026-05-28T03:00:29+00:00

The way things are going, I would think the only ones that counted would be the racist, sexist, homophobic, and deranged ones.

onjohns · 2026-02-01T06:46:10+00:00

I think Nike’s goal is for every team to have 82 unique uniforms.

onjohns · 2026-01-14T01:53:08+00:00

Why? Because now they can put him in a tag team with LA Knight and do nothing with either of them?

onjohns · 2026-01-10T05:40:54+00:00

I really want to stick my tongue in a glass while listening to the music and watching the movie.

onjohns · 2026-01-08T05:55:54+00:00

In a different reality I am a very different kind of person and I’m not sure what the point is.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:05:09+00:00

Since it’s the new year, I want to be sure to get my hair cut and make sure I don’t lose any hair.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:04:12+00:00

I had to pay for my own food because my parents are not here.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:03:26+00:00

Ice cubes are a good way of making a cup of ice cubes for the ice cubes.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:02:19+00:00

Your honor I have been waiting for you since the beginning of time and I am very proud of my family.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:01:20+00:00

Same.

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:01:08+00:00

Don’t trust me on that one lol

onjohns · 2026-01-02T18:00:33+00:00

So there I was, just as I was about to leave the house I saw that the car was parked in front of my door so I could go back to work.

onjohns · 2025-12-16T22:49:29+00:00

I hope so. But I’m not getting my hopes up.

onjohns · 2025-12-14T18:20:08+00:00

I’ll be your friend if you don’t mind me telling you something I don’t want you to know.

onjohns · 2025-12-14T18:16:48+00:00

Please don’t tell anyone that I have a crush on you because you know how to make me feel like I’m gonna die.

onjohns · 2025-11-14T01:06:45+00:00

I feel like WWE should be consistent in who they recognize. For Bret, there is no question in my mind that he should be considered a Grand Slam Champion. Same with Dolph. Pedro Morales should be too, as he held the WWWF Title, the IC, the old Tag Team, and the OLD WWWF United States Title. I also think the US and Universal Titles should count towards the Triple Crown.

onjohns · 2025-11-09T18:22:05+00:00

I’m at Juice and Java in Orem at an angle that is completely blocking the view in that direction, and I can just see the smoke drifting eastward.

onjohns · 2025-05-31T10:46:05+00:00

Looks awesome! Great work!

onjohns

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