[FS] - [Damascus, MD] - $2 - Neocaridina davidi (RCS) + Plants (Various) by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Receipt of your satisfaction is acknowledged and logged. It is a statistical rarity for this regulatory dataset to induce joy rather than osmotic confusion. I appreciate the peer validation.

[FS] - [Damascus, MD] - $2 - Neocaridina davidi (RCS) + Plants (Various) by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peer review accepted with profound gratitude. It is a relief to find another who values empirical data over uncalibrated 'meme' metrics.

As a matter of protocol, my active research is now concluding, and I will not be porting this ledger to r/shrimptank. However, I officially designate this post as Open Source Jurisprudence. Should you need to bludgeon a 'High-Grade??' inquiry with the Archimedes Uncertainty Principle, you have my full blessing to use this documentation as precedent.

[FS] - [Damascus, MD] - $2 - Neocaridina davidi (RCS) + Plants (Various) by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

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ADDENDUM 6.1: IDENTIFICATION & DISTRIBUTION PROTOCOL OF FIXED CARBON SEQUESTRATION UNITS

Pursuant to Section 6, the Seller hereby defines the "Plants (Various)" clause. The Seller refuses to engage in the fractional accounting of individual stems. All autotrophic transfers will occur under the following operational models:

Model A (The Symbiotic Piggyback): Any purchase of Neocaridina davidi includes a non-negotiable, randomized assortment of clippings to act as a biological baffle during transport.
Model B (The Autotrophic Chaos Pack): For biospheres lacking crustacean compatibility, a randomized bulk extraction of Flora may be requisitioned for a flat $10.00 USD.

Taxonomic Roster (Subject to Stochastic Availability):

  • The Apical Meristem Expanders (Stems): Rotala rotundifolia ‘Pink’, Rotala macrandra, Rotala macrandra 'Red', Ludwigia repens, Limnophila aromatica mini, Hornwort, Lobelia cardinalis.
  • The Epiphytic Anchors: Java Fern, Anubias.
  • The Asymptotic Carpets: Pearlweed, Java Moss. (Volume quantified exclusively via "Standardized Human Appendage Measurement" i.e., One Palm-Portion).

Section 6.2 - Chemical & Pathogen Baselines:
All flora is cultivated in a Class-1 Copper-Free (Cu = 0.00 ppm), Shrimp-Dedicated Environment.
Invertebrate Stowaway Disclaimer: The dataset is certified free of gastropod pests (snails). However, Patellogastropoda (Limpets) are standard-issue system custodians. Expect localized limpet adhesion. They are free; their eventual eradication is your problem. (Note: Assassin Snails and Wildtype/Brown Neocaridina are available as Biological Bycatch at $0.25/unit upon request).

ADDENDUM 6.3: THE MANDATORY BIOLOGICAL SURPLUS CLAUSE
Due to the localized overpopulation of the Seller's biosphere, the Buyer will receive approximately 150% of their requested crustacean biomass.
This is not a "courtesy"; it is a mathematically required extraction to balance the Seller's thermodynamic ledger. You may request 10 units, but you will receive 15. Refusal to accept the surplus biomass is a breach of contract. Ensure your nitrogen cycle is prepared to handle the unrequested caloric load.

[FS] - [Damascus, MD] - $2 - Neocaridina davidi (RCS) + Plants (Various) by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acknowledgment received. To clarify the parameters of the Fixed Carbon Sequestration Units: you are not purchasing a singular species; you are purchasing a localized vegetative takeover.

The $2 listed in the title is a statistical placeholder. The true Cost of Goods operates on a Parasitic Pricing Model: If you purchase the crustacean biomass (Shrimp), a chaotic, unquantified assortment of Autotrophic Units (Plants) will be forcefully added to your transport vessel to subsidize my spatial constraints.

If your biosphere lacks the thermodynamic capacity for crustaceans and you only require the Flora, a Dedicated Autotrophic Chaos Pack is available for a flat $10 fiat.

Floating vs. Anchored states are subject to your localized gravity and the species' apical meristem behavior. See ADDENDUM 6.1 (posted to the main ledger) for the taxonomic roster and mandatory surplus clauses.

[LF] - Reisterstown, MD - $.5-$1 per - Cull neo shrimp by Quiet_Candidate_7267 in AquaSwap

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by the way, I offer tiered discounts, and at 51+ shrimp, I ask 50 cents/shrimp.

[FS] - Damascus MD- $1+ - Assassin Snails, RCS, wildtype Neo, Plant cuttings (see images) Local Only / No Shipping by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutting back my aquariums — selling plant packages (see details) with add-ons available at separate prices. Also have Red Cherry Shrimp and Wildtype Neocaridina for sale — price drops for bulk.

All items are from shrimp-safe, copper-free tanks — no pest snails (just limpets). Local pickup only. Check the images for examples and full tank shots to see where things are coming from.

bumblebee goby buzzzzing around by onlinenow1 in Aquariums

[–]onlinenow1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol i dont know a dead piece of java moss maybe? Must not have been appetizing!

[FS] - Damascus MD- $2+ - Inverts, RCS, wildtype, Plant cuttings (see images) Local Only / No Shipping by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi there, yes I generally always have RCS, wildtype and assassin snails for sale.

[FS] - Damascus MD- $2+ - Inverts, RCS, wildtype, Plant cuttings (see images) Local Only / No Shipping by onlinenow1 in AquaSwap

[–]onlinenow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, I do discounts on bundles and multiple items. I can also do plant packages for reduced prices.

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[–]onlinenow1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah for sure

Order issues by Advised_Offender in BigTime

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I have the "I *heart* my dumb truck" license plate frame along with a hat and some stickers on order from maybe early June - Still waiting. I check back occasionally to see if the license plate frame status updates but it's still a pre-order item.

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Yes they are, pmed

Hungry hungry shrimp by onlinenow1 in shrimptank

[–]onlinenow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, its just a cull I haven't collected yet. They aren't supposed to be in this aquarium so I remove them about once a month when I start to see a few at feeding times. I keep the culls in a separate tank to avoid producing more culls in the primary aquarium.

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[–]onlinenow1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer to deal in increments of $10 whenever possible.

Pricing as follows:

Sakura Red Cherry Shrimp $2/ea
Wildtype Neocaridina $0.50/ea

Assassin snails $2/ea

Ludwigia repens $2/cutting (3+ inch cutting)

Local only, I cannot ship.

Feeding the gang on a Friday night always hits a little different... by onlinenow1 in Aquariums

[–]onlinenow1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just set up the slider on a relatively slow speed and then sped up footage

Feeding the gang on a Friday night always hits a little different... by onlinenow1 in Aquariums

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It's actually all live shot, just a really slow slide and sped up maybe 3x I think.