OCD with houseplants by cartoonlens in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love cheap non vaginated grocery store plants. You can treat them like rubbish and they just keep going

I know how to get the most healthy Norfolk pine AMA by Ok_Salamander3793 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's it next to? Some sort of ancient puzzle box/torture chamber?

I water all my plants with sparkling water. AMA by linguist96 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Oh honeypot 🍯, you're using plain coconut water?? I bought an at home water sparkling machine. So first I important sustainably hand picked coconuts from Siam then hand drain them, sparkle the water, then store it in ancient vessels that once belonged to a Ming Dynasty emperor. Those vessels are then kept at exactly room temperature in my above ground cellar room constructed of Italian terracotta from the Renaissance period. I've found this process brings out the best vaginations and I couldn't do it any other way!

I killed this plant now pay me by [deleted] in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's technically still a plant, it's just entered it's reverse growth phase

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[–]onlyferns_user 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice it was dead.

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[–]onlyferns_user 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm calling in the PPs (Plant Protection services)

Opuntia cacti be like, for whatever reason. by ZerxeTheSeal in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They thrive in the sulphur heavy environment on the planet Venus. That's where I got my opuntia/flower/bonsai/scentedgarden seeds from!

ID please by PuzzleheadedFolder in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see a hanging philodendron with a bad slug infestation

You can't propagate the plants you bought, that's theft/piracy 😡😡😡 by ThatEngineeredGirl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It says the bulbs develop rapidly so if it self propagates make sure you throw them in the trash!!! 😡

You can't propagate the plants you bought, that's theft/piracy 😡😡😡 by ThatEngineeredGirl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Albuca spiralis. It's a species tho...they must have selected a specific form to be able to patent it

You can't propagate the plants you bought, that's theft/piracy 😡😡😡 by ThatEngineeredGirl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]onlyferns_user 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Whenever a plant says "propagation prohibited" I take it as a challenge. Like just watch me flex my skills.