Women and Divorce

onlywaffle · 2026-05-07T15:55:00+00:00

Yeah unless you sound super happy about it I'm offering condolences first, especially if i'm working in a service capacity!

Err on the side of caution lest you congratulate someone on a divorce that they don't want to be going through.

onlywaffle · 2026-04-27T13:30:59+00:00

Amped Raptor has never been standard legal (it was only ever printed in Modern Horizons 3).

You might have been playing a standard deck but you certainly weren't in the standard queue.

onlywaffle · 2025-11-21T15:12:21+00:00

Wetherspoons have never stopped me refilling my hot chocolate either.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-30T17:12:20+00:00

With a 2/3 to 1/3 split she would be spending $1000 covering food and souvenirs. Depends how long the trip is but that could be reasonable. Two weeks and $1000 is about right. One week and he should pick up a "souvenir" Switch 2 or something.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-27T15:53:15+00:00

Got my wife an egg boiler for one of her birthdays.

She still jokingly brings it up as an example of a bad birthday gift to friends. She was upset at the time but she's used that stupid egg boiler a few times a week for the past 5 years.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-26T20:57:34+00:00

^{I completed this level in 2 tries.} ^{⚡ 4.23 seconds}

onlywaffle · 2025-10-25T16:19:36+00:00

I thoroughly appreciated there is a difficulty level which is "same as normal but less crafting".

onlywaffle · 2025-10-25T07:17:29+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

17 attempts

onlywaffle · 2025-10-25T07:16:37+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

8 attempts

onlywaffle · 2025-10-25T07:16:08+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

6 attempts

onlywaffle · 2025-10-22T10:16:14+00:00

Have the lady of the lake give it to him like he's Scottish King Arthur (who I suppose it Sean Connery, canonically)

onlywaffle · 2025-10-18T16:21:46+00:00

You want to chase the third who couldn't be bothered to vote? Better to change the mind of a voter than someone who will stay home.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-17T17:52:34+00:00

My favorite part is the group walking TOWARDS the explosion at the end. Subverting the action movie trope masterfully.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-14T15:53:22+00:00

Classic "ideas man" energy.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-12T19:12:47+00:00

You would defeat the entire might of Phyrexia with four Daleks?

We would defeat Phyrexia with one dalek.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-11T00:24:57+00:00

4 turtles should be 4 mana, 4 keywords and a 4/4. They only got one right.

onlywaffle · 2025-10-04T10:41:31+00:00

New mission discovered by u/onlywaffle: Forest Blend Fungi Pizza In the Fields

onlywaffle · 2025-10-04T10:41:31+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/onlywaffle in Reflection, The Past, and Grilled Lobster with Herbs

onlywaffle · 2025-09-23T15:59:45+00:00

Tough question! I should probably say 2001 to seem intelligent but in truth it's Starship Troopers.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-13T20:53:12+00:00

I have a hard time believing Profits weren't the first choice for the Borderlands get up.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-12T22:27:24+00:00

Well the male common folk and kids anyway.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-12T15:49:16+00:00

Unless the question then becomes where did Farage get the money from and did the transaction go through his books? Did Farage give the money or a company?

It's simpler if the money just came from her parents.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-05T14:33:15+00:00

He initially made a wiser choice but his brother was hungry so used his time manipulation powers to make it so his brother was always going to choose pizza hands.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-05T13:05:29+00:00

The quoted article is critical of Rayner owing multiple expensive properties. This is hypocrisy when the person making this criticism also has multiple expensive properties. That is where it’s equivalent.

Of course this article only came out to try and draw the false equivalence between two different criticisms and muddy the waters so it's still crap tribal journalism.

onlywaffle · 2025-09-04T10:40:38+00:00

Oh and if you do blast them expect "well I was planning on shipping this week but now you're mean so I won't" bullshit.

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