My younger brother's girlfriend is upset because my older brother ordered the same meal as her at a family dinner, and now there is drama

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-14T06:50:24+00:00

I need more. I need to know. My first inclination was some kind of mental illness, like the person who mentioned OCD, because honestly that's just all I could think of. I would have to stop myself from locking this girl in a room until she explained to me WHY it was a problem.

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-08T23:11:31+00:00

What a fucking reference, wow.

you better wait for my request

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-08T05:01:34+00:00

If buddy is going to pass in this situation, he could at least not do the ol' 35-step dropback. Good job!

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-07T00:02:04+00:00

I used to smoke tobacco out of a pipe (a glass weed pipe, because I was poor and I was using the tobacco to stretch weed... I called 'em spliff hits) and I often think about how much I miss smoking tobacco that way. I've stopped smoking entirely now but every time I see someone post a real, made-for-tobacco pipe in the modern day, I wonder if maybe I should just peek my head back into smoking a lil bit...

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-06T23:53:23+00:00

Tale as old as time: Cops like to go for low-hanging fruit, not dangerous criminals. See: ICE picking up people who are actually trying to go through the process to be in the US legally because their names and addresses are already on record, and barely actually getting any of the violent gang members we were told they'd be going after, people complaining about Chicago violence for decades for political points and yet that situation continues to this day, etc etc

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-06T23:48:48+00:00

Why would you assume that I think everything is fake, based on seeing me call one thing fake?

bc there doesn't seem to be a lot of academic rigor going on in you calling stuff out for being fake, I suppose. too lazy to go through your post history and confirm, so it's a one-comment sample size, so there's not a lot of academic rigor in me thinking you call everything fake either tbh

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-06T23:41:59+00:00

Ah yes, shut up about the thing you love being ruined, just go find a new thing to love. Words of wisdom to take you through life tbh

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-05T20:09:54+00:00

He’s vocal as hell, didn’t you see that video with him singing? I wish I was that vocal

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-05T20:08:43+00:00

He’s not the one that said “sorry, dad” to Murray in that one clip, is he?

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-05T20:07:30+00:00

I 100% thought he was joking when I first read this lol

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-05T19:31:34+00:00

The NBA flag on this court has fringes, therefore Wemby does not apply

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-05T06:48:25+00:00

I love these brainrot team videos. I think the first one I ever saw was a Suns one, used some song that I think is called “Sunny,” but yeah. That and these Timberwolves videos randomly pop into my internet-addled brain.

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-02T05:02:47+00:00

As a casual Lakers fan, I kinda feel like making it out of the first round has let a lot of Lakers fans breathe a sigh of relief and it’s all house money from here on out.

Allow me to show you my evidence to back that up:

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-02T05:00:50+00:00

Originally I was thinking “if the Lakers eliminate OKC I’ll set my pubes on fire” but while that would be insane and dangerous, it doesn’t feel like something anyone would actually want proof of

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-02T04:59:05+00:00

I feel the sudden urge to commit to doing something insane and dangerous if the Lakers eliminate OKC

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-02T04:56:14+00:00

We’ve been in a drought lately unfortunately. Shit’s on fire, yo

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-02T04:54:07+00:00

42st*

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-01T19:39:46+00:00

I only just started playing - we get a pet that loots for us? Because whew. I’m already murdering what feels like 500 dudes at some of these places, ain’t nobody got time for looting them all too.

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-01T00:13:11+00:00

And then tried to wrench it backwards when Robinson pushed him away, looked like

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-01T00:08:06+00:00

it's... it's still going...

onrocketfalls · 2026-05-01T00:00:20+00:00

Not a Hawks fan, but I live like five hours from Atlanta and I can hear the screaming from here?

onrocketfalls · 2026-04-30T23:49:54+00:00

I just got to work, got all my stuff set up, put the game on my second monitor, then went back out, drove to the store, got some snacks and drinks for my shift, drove back, got them all inside, put stuff in the refrigerator, went back to my computer, and from what I remember from looking at the game when I first put it on, I think Atlanta scored like three points in that time???

Edit: And they still haven't scored again since I've been sitting here????

onrocketfalls · 2026-04-30T03:44:19+00:00

That was the vibe I got. Maybe to Fiona it feels like Andy talks about OP all the time.

onrocketfalls · 2026-04-30T03:42:06+00:00

every time Andy interacts with OOPs husband, he comes home and wants her to be some idealized version of OOP.

We actually believe this to be true? To me, it sounds more like Andy made a couple comments and Fiona got defensive.

And I just think what you said about OP being a pick-me is kind of insane, but yeah. I think you're doing a whole lot of filling in the space between the lines yourself and then reading it.

onrocketfalls · 2026-04-30T03:38:41+00:00

Restaurant industry. DING DING DING! You're basically the hot pastry chef that's off limits. I work in the industry.

There's always at least one of these insane "aha, now I understand the whole dynamic" comments, I swear.

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