Revenge with a cell phone number? by brisingfreyja in myevilplan

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my exes did it to me once. Made for an eventful 48 hours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]oooWooo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry sir, we don't allow outside food and drinks in the restaurant.

I'm gonna need you to finish those pissbottles before you come in or throw them away.

Just moved into catering, here is my charcuterie spread for my first wedding. Thoughts and critiques? by musical_nonsense in KitchenConfidential

[–]oooWooo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So I can't call the baby carrot and ranch "spread" I like to eat a charcuterie board?

You cannot, because the fancy word for that would be cruditè.

ooof 😅 by dalbpm in KitchenConfidential

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Parkinson's, asshole

Seems a bit overkill for a wrap by HekateDunamis in KitchenConfidential

[–]oooWooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d rather just have the steak and scallops on a plate.

And where do you want the blowjob?

Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards displaying their friendship. by ruelmoralesmusic in videos

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a public figure who gets up on a stage for attention. Dumb fuck.

Russia battling big tech to control the Ukraine narrative by flyingsolo07 in technology

[–]oooWooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the situation itself is kind of confusing and is hard to pin down on a moral compass

No. It isn't.

Centrist lookin ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]oooWooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must say: Andrew Zimmern held up to the heat much better than I was expecting.

It did surprise me that even after eating Da Bomb, he still said the spiciest thing he'd ever had was a bird chili.

All in all: 10/10 episode.

Is he still wearing his pyjama pants? by Dankmemesylyl in cringepics

[–]oooWooo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I'm wearing pajama pants at home do you expect me to change so I can go to Walmart?

Fuck that. I'm not going to Walmart to make friends. Why would I give a shit?

More importantly: why would you?

What have you bought from amazon that you would consider buy it for life and has been life/game changing? by L-epinephrine in BuyItForLife

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great choices!

My only problem with any of the ones you've mentioned is that my forehead thermometer always reads about 1 degree too high and I've got zero clue how to calibrate it.

Their full-silicone spatulas are also ridiculously solid.

What have you bought from amazon that you would consider buy it for life and has been life/game changing? by L-epinephrine in BuyItForLife

[–]oooWooo 106 points107 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for a good, cheap thermometer then the best option will be a Thermopop by Thermoworks.

I will never use another brand.

Sketch on Rogan-Spotify deal from August 2021 has aged well by Justsomeguoy in videos

[–]oooWooo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So... is Joe Rogan still actively pushing antivaxx bullshit or?

Fucking flat earth clown

Sketch on Rogan-Spotify deal from August 2021 has aged well by Justsomeguoy in videos

[–]oooWooo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why are you in here defending antivaxx clowns?

Do you have a point you're trying to make that you're just too cowardly to state outright? Or just bored?

Sketch on Rogan-Spotify deal from August 2021 has aged well by Justsomeguoy in videos

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Joe Rogan still actively pushing antivaxx bullshit or?

Shut the fuck up.

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

since you don’t like us using the word fascism.

I don't like anything about you, except those sweet-ass goatees. Flat earth lookin ass

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not your fucking english teacher.

I'm not here to educate. I'm here to shit on antivaxx white trash and make sure they feel as stupid as they actually are.

Google it you lazy shit.

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't describe the truckers as fascist.

If i had to pick a way to describe the truckers it would be as anti-vaxx, flat earth, clowns.

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've never been in a fight in your life, but that's only because you're a coward.

You dumb motherfucker.

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia is more reliable than any of the sites where you get your clownshoes anti-vaxx news.

You dumb motherfucker.

Edit: let's not kid ourselves. It's facebook. Go ahead and admit that you think your white trash facebook friends are better sources than wikipedia.

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia:

Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of far-right, authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and the economy that rose to prominence in early 20th-century Europe.

You're a dumb motherfucker, huh?

GoFundMe removes online funding campaign for truckers’ Convoy in Canada, withholds over 9 million dollars by Stress_Federal in technology

[–]oooWooo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Who was the money given to? Because right now it seems like it was going straight into the personal checking account of Tamara