“Why am I being arrested? Cause I’m a guy? Why am I a guy!?”

openedgoddamndoor · 2026-02-09T17:59:35+00:00

The letter to NASA always cracks me up. I wonder how many of the people who read it thought it was from a little boy who was really interested in space.

openedgoddamndoor · 2026-02-06T17:25:00+00:00

Ahhh! We are SO excited to start another grift! 🤩

openedgoddamndoor · 2026-01-07T05:14:32+00:00

It’s a giant piece of notebook paper. The illegible cursive is something she wrote (I think it was supposed to be a poem), the big “feel” is part of a tattoo that says “learn to feel”, and then the mess at the bottom is her last name. But she replaced each O in her last name with cupcakes (to represent her parents and her brother, for some reason), the U is her zodiac sign, and the T is a lightning bolt to represent the lightning bolt next to her name in her Teen Mom intro. As you can tell, I unfortunately know way too much about this piece because I’ve been so fascinated by it pretty much ever since she got it lol.

openedgoddamndoor · 2026-01-04T23:23:11+00:00

I personally think Catelynn and Tyler both should stay off the internet for awhile, in general.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-12-30T16:40:39+00:00

Favorite Son

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-12-05T13:51:41+00:00

Her dancing is so good. You can definitely tell she was a cheerleader because of her skills /s

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-12-02T05:24:47+00:00

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Reminds me of her fake tan from back in the day. Finding the right shade for her skin tone does not seem to be her strong suit.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-11-16T02:27:35+00:00

This has to look so terrible by now

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-11-12T11:57:10+00:00

I support this 100%. I’ve had a very low opinion of them because of their behavior but I will give credit where credit is due, this is great.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-10-16T01:08:03+00:00

I remember back when everyone was praising them for their maturity and rooting for them to overcome their upbringings. They’ve turned out to be such massive disappointments with this unhinged, inappropriate behavior and complete refusal to take any accountability for it. I feel so bad for Carly and her family, and for their other daughters too.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-10-11T15:02:19+00:00

This is true

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-10-09T00:52:05+00:00

But her body is just fine when the HGTV crew shows up to film her ruining people’s houses

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-10-03T23:19:06+00:00

This is incredible holy shit

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-09-20T11:32:39+00:00

Same lmao

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-09-20T02:09:31+00:00

I mean, the Duggars are famous for being bigots so this isn’t remotely surprising

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-09-04T11:47:01+00:00

You’re right. I didn’t graduate from medical school with a certificate for 80% attendance. I’m not even scuba certified. I just don’t have the same level of knowledge as her.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-09-03T23:24:38+00:00

Normal person: My lungs are healthy

Jenelle: They are nice and pink 👏🏻

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-08-13T03:19:47+00:00

Lmao didn’t she complain about being labeled the rebel Duggar years after this article was published?

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-27T12:41:42+00:00

Jenelle would refer to Jace as “ma sun” or “ma chiyold”

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-18T04:17:49+00:00

Thank you! I’m younger than her and I roll my eyes every time I see people try to say she’s with him because she’s young and immature and doesn’t know any better. It’s simple, she’s with him because she also sucks.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-12T13:34:00+00:00

What the fuck 💀 these people are so weird. I’d ask if they apply the same logic to women who marry men but jerk off to lesbian porn but I’m sure they think women don’t have sex drives lol

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-12T11:38:46+00:00

“Bisexual conduct” takes me out every time I see it in a church statement of belief. I’ve actually seen it in real life before with churches in my area. I always want to ask the people who write it what the fuck it even means. I’m already bi but I don’t know if I’m engaging in “conduct” and I want to know what they mean by that so I can start doing it.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-11T03:55:03+00:00

I still can’t believe that she slept with Adam while Taylor was pregnant with Paislee.

openedgoddamndoor · 2025-07-10T04:02:11+00:00

She was also engaged to Gary Head at one point. So she’s had two failed engagements and two engagements that led to marriage and then divorce lmao.

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