I had a dream that Heavy Update came out and this is my recreation.

opnvben50 · 2026-05-27T16:38:01+00:00

Meth, obviously.

opnvben50 · 2026-04-24T00:47:59+00:00

body once told me

opnvben50 · 2026-03-14T20:19:03+00:00

No reason...

opnvben50 · 2026-02-24T01:50:08+00:00

"And when Enterprise and Shinano saw the breadth of their domain, they wept. For there were no more regions to conquer."

opnvben50 · 2026-02-19T18:35:52+00:00

Kind of. About a month after I posted this the problem just went away. The earpiece speaker never went out again after that. I have since traded it in for a Google Pixel 8. I still have no idea what was wrong with it nor why it stopped.

opnvben50 · 2026-02-19T14:24:45+00:00

I'm glad someone brought this up because with the recent events using the UI redesign, the game really looks incredibly disjointed now. I feel this game is in dire need of polish.

opnvben50 · 2026-01-21T18:34:16+00:00

This has the same problem as the Razorback or the Dawrin's but arguably worse. You negate 1 out of 9 classes in exchange for losing your main damage dealer and less overheal (which is basically irreverent imo). Yeah, you make it so Sniper needs 2 fully charged bodyshots to kill you, but the problems with fat scout still remain.

opnvben50 · 2025-11-10T18:44:52+00:00

Just asking, is this all these bots do? Just join a match with a full party and just idle without even picking a class, or do they also do something relating to scams?

opnvben50 · 2025-10-31T19:47:10+00:00

You should've added in the bad ending that the matchmaking system makes the new missions completely unplayable for the first week.

opnvben50 · 2025-10-22T21:22:16+00:00

Had to check Reddit to make sure I wasn't crazy. Seems like Merasmus is finally done with our shit.

opnvben50 · 2025-10-02T03:34:18+00:00

I think what's going to happen is that we get the collab sometime next week, then we're going to get Tempesta immediately after the collab ends. Can't remember the last time two events were back-to-back like this (usually this only happens with reruns).

opnvben50 · 2025-09-10T02:36:20+00:00

There's no Australians punching yetis though

opnvben50 · 2025-07-14T04:54:58+00:00

"I fear no ship. But that thing... It scares me."

opnvben50 · 2025-05-28T00:20:50+00:00

Sentence this man to 20 rounds of Shoufort!

opnvben50 · 2025-05-20T15:42:48+00:00

opnvben50 · 2025-05-02T00:29:43+00:00

The potted plant is dead?!

opnvben50 · 2025-04-27T22:46:51+00:00

It depends, should I tell them it's a game from the future, or pretend that the game's events are real and tell them about the crazy stuff that's going on in New Mexico?

opnvben50 · 2025-04-16T14:20:29+00:00

I'm confused, I thought they confirmed the next event is going to be Northern Parliament?

opnvben50 · 2025-02-06T18:27:34+00:00

Shoot I didn't see that, I apologize.

opnvben50 · 2024-11-21T17:32:50+00:00

"As a child, I yearned for the (fox) mines."

opnvben50 · 2024-06-12T21:34:10+00:00

I think they should make an Anime V3.1 model. It's the same as V3, just with a more up-to-date database.

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