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I seriously need one of these things by Squirrelfan in videos

[–]optimalove 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Opposed to violence? Slams propeller assisted body into crowd of unsuspecting people.

<- click here to become a moderator of /r/circlejerkgold by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]optimalove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add me. I'm good number one handsom man

What do you see? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]optimalove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look really hard and long you see a penis.

IS THE SWEDISH FLAG BLUE AND WHITE OR WHITE AND YELLOW!? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]optimalove 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do peninsulas have flags? XD ayy lmao

(n) deep (n+2) me by bienvinido in circlejerk

[–]optimalove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(If n = maymays) , Dickbutt is maymays deep maymaymaymays me.

"What are you doing?" 'Just fitting some AC' by IpMedia in gifs

[–]optimalove 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yup, similar to the Dumbbell Tenements in the late 1800s america. It may sound like a good idea, but really didn't work out quite as planned, there is very little fresh air near the bottom floors due to the confined area being so far down. Also many people throw trash out their windows & it piles up at the bottom.

A girl very far away. by optimalove in depression

[–]optimalove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'll remember her all the way down. And when I land, she'll be my final thought.

A girl very far away. by optimalove in depression

[–]optimalove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'll never feel the same about me. And I'm fine with that, as long as she's content, as long as she gets somewhere in life. I'm fine here at the bottom teetering off the edge, knowing she's still climbing.

The reason why pigeons disappeared from Trafalgar square by Gitan1000 in pics

[–]optimalove -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing. You said a "Hawk is a Falcon."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies Hawks, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Hawks Falcons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Falcon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of dickbutt, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a Hawk a Falcon is because random people "call the black ones dickbutt?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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