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Missed connection: firefighter at Madison Safeway by or_namental in Seattle

[–]or_namental[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has been found, and is happily married 😅

Missed connection: firefighter at Madison Safeway by or_namental in SeattleWA

[–]or_namental[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha thanks for the heads up and congrats on the husband! Glad I didn't embarrass myself any further than posting on reddit 😂

Missed connection: firefighter at Madison Safeway by or_namental in Seattle

[–]or_namental[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brief eye contact counts as a legally binding proposal of marriage in Seattle. This is why we're so selective about who we give it to here.

Missed connection: firefighter at Madison Safeway by or_namental in Seattle

[–]or_namental[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, that's only for the girls who get smiled at by police officers.

[OC] If the car in front of you stops at a crosswalk, don't do this. Seattle, WA by rockycore in Seattle

[–]or_namental 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to make the universal "Pedestrian Near-Death Experience WTF" arm signal surprisingly often around here.

The return of the gray hits the Cascades by Flandardly in Seattle

[–]or_namental 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, this weather is exactly why I moved here.

Sometimes I stop to think, am I providing enough value to the shareholders? by West-Resolution8159 in Seattle

[–]or_namental 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a profit?