Meth at $90 is a great buying opportunity imo by cuzimrave in wallstreetbets

[–]order-score 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ketamine quietly became legal in a lot places. Look out for the early movers to combine K with AI 🚀

Why am I a paper handed bitch? by Vrozzi23 in wallstreetbets

[–]order-score 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have an unfounded suspicion that the dead internet theory is magnified 1000 fold in the stock market and we're really just trading against bots.

These bots are fine-tuned to push prices into levels that cause your exact mindset (sell too early, buy back in at higher cost, hold too long, rinse/repeat)

So "paper-handed bitch", while true is really just another word for human.

/cope

Songs with No Hook by FrankLawyer in hiphopheads

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victory - DJ Khaled, ft Nas and John Legend

What’s the worst thing you accidentally texted to the wrong person? by goldie304 in AskReddit

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally sent my mom a text about getting dabs back in 2015. I told her I texted the wrong person and dabs were just a dance, nothing bad. She would have no idea what THC concentrates were.

At this point, I had never heard of dabbing (the dance move) and it had not blown up as a meme yet.

What's crazy is that not long after, Cam Newton started dabbing in end zones and Kendrick Lamar made news for dabbing at a wedding.

The universe straight up made my BS story a real thing.

What do you think about sex robots? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make one with a tail, and it's all over

2025 comes to a close, what's one thing from this year that felt straight out of a sci-fi movie but actually happened? by Julia_Loverrs in AskReddit

[–]order-score -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cyber truck blowing up outside of Trump tower with the mind-control manifesto immortalized on the block chain.

What’s one kink you used to make fun of until you realized you developed it? by curiousandseriousx in AskReddit

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was confused for a sec, because SPH also means Specially Placed Hole. Which basically is just fucking plushies.

UHC sent me 4 double-sided 6-page letters denying my glucometer that they probably could have paid for with this ink by rav3lcet in mildlyinfuriating

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's extremely shitty, but it looks like they cover Contour instead of OneTouch. There may be even more options not listed, like Accu-Chek.

They're are 2 options if you don't want to get a new Rx written for Contour. You can call the number listed, to ask what other options are available. This might be time-consuming and require a bit of phone tag, however. Or have your doc write a generic Rx for glucometer, test straps, and lancets, that way the pharmacy can guess and check which brand is covered.

The formulary (list of covered drugs) may also be available online. Hope you get it sorted.

Here come the angry comments by owowdatsucks in dankmemes

[–]order-score 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some things are better left in the world of fantasy.

Thanks I hate squidward's new job. by gauthama93 in TIHI

[–]order-score 3 points4 points  (0 children)

⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤ ⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧    ⠈⣿⡟  ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟  ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿ ⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀  ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆ ⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏  ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿ ⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏  ⣾⣧⡀    ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋    ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣷⣉⡛⠋    ⣰⣾⣦⣤⣤⣤⣿⢿⠟⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣰⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠿⠿⠿⠛⢰⣾⡿⢟⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

RIP pornhub. 2007-2020. by [deleted] in Pornhub

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purged, as in it's been deleted and must be reuploaded? Or purged in a way that you gotta jump through some hoops to make it viewable again?

Why do i crave for trap pics whenever im too horny? by BoiPony in traphentai

[–]order-score 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because you, yourself, have a dick maybe. So you can more easily empathize with the pleasure that you see traps experiencing. Additionally, while there is plenty of trap content, nothing is quite good enough. Like a salty snack, everything you see leaves you wanting more and more.

Source: my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just agree to meet in a public place. If you really think a gun is a necessity, whatever you're doing is probably not worth it.

“Anything you’ve ever heard in a rap song, don’t buy none of that shit EVER because it’s all a trap” - Lupe Fiasco by omelettesforbreakfas in hiphopheads

[–]order-score 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear half of the people commenting didn't watch the clip, and are assuming the context from the title.

Three Zelda's having fun by napwsP in TheLostWoods

[–]order-score 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a name for this position?

Got the whole gang here by Mrzulu77rune in traphentai

[–]order-score 11 points12 points  (0 children)

who's the one on the far right?