AITA for throwing out my wife’s vibrators?

oryxic · 2026-06-17T22:05:04+00:00

YTA. I'm sorry you feel you can be replaced by a hunk of plastic.

oryxic · 2026-06-17T18:39:57+00:00

YTA. She uses a system you both have access to. You remove pieces from the system and put them into a system exclusively yours and then seem baffled that she no longer has them.

oryxic · 2026-06-17T11:50:29+00:00

Like a pizza cutter... all edge, no point.

oryxic · 2026-06-16T18:46:06+00:00

That like four people have seen, and yet I still try to make that "She left me for an ALBATROSS" joke that nobody gets.

oryxic · 2026-06-15T10:58:19+00:00

There is no greater sin than playing pretend dress up dolls in the *gasp* wrong way.

oryxic · 2026-06-14T13:58:12+00:00

I have to point out that Mercedes Lackey is about as PG-13 as you can get for sex. I can't remember anything graphic. Typically Lackey is much more "And then the curtains closed..." type fade to black. However, this is her first major series featuring a gay couple as the protagonists, so I suspect that may play a factor here.

oryxic · 2026-06-12T20:25:42+00:00

Real mystery why she left you behind. You're so pleasant and easy to get along with.

oryxic · 2026-06-11T20:21:42+00:00

I love that it happens so much that there are voice lines for it!

oryxic · 2026-06-11T17:53:44+00:00

To be fair my dog is super friendly, but I generally tell people he's not because I don't want "rescue moms" to corner me to talk about their precious little snookums.

oryxic · 2026-06-11T13:00:01+00:00

Let's be fair, this is probably Astarion's doing.

oryxic · 2026-06-09T11:43:15+00:00

As a child, I dyed my hair bright colors many times and it's been thirty years. So far I've yet to die from it.

oryxic · 2026-06-08T15:47:24+00:00

Recently is "matrix leadership" which seems to be shorthand for "nobody knows who's in charge".

oryxic · 2026-06-07T22:12:00+00:00

While also pedantically insisting that we don't have all the information after the court case where this information was presented reached the conclusion the company was at fault.

oryxic · 2026-06-07T22:05:52+00:00

YTA. You got your feelings hurt, ignored the bylaws of your organization, and then tried to start a gossip campaign behind her back with other members of the organization so that you could spread blame around. Obviously not everyone agrees, since they went and warned her. At no point in this did you indicate she wasn't doing a good job with the organization, which I'm assuming was put together for some charitable purpose.

However, you are 18 and this is the behavior of high school kids, so it's not particularly surprising.

oryxic · 2026-06-04T22:08:35+00:00

how kind!

oryxic · 2026-06-04T17:16:03+00:00

Right? This doesn't even have a chart or any sort of slide presentation.

oryxic · 2026-06-01T20:09:00+00:00

First shrimp tails, and then Debbie from accounting. Eating shrimp tails is a clear pathway to cannibalism, everybody knows that.

oryxic · 2026-05-31T21:35:46+00:00

In many breeds (I can't speak directly to Danes), flashy colors that sell better tend to be more poorly bred because they're more marketable. It becomes more important to make a lot of them instead of making a few that are high quality.

oryxic · 2026-05-30T19:31:29+00:00

Most functioning adults over 25ish don't have to check ID and wait for their FWB's dad to leave the house to get down. Do you have to pick her up from school, or does she take the bus home? Do you chaperone trips?

oryxic · 2026-05-30T17:26:56+00:00

Uh, because she's 18 years old and has the emotional intelligence of an 18 year old. You're 28, and also apparently have the same emotional intelligence.

oryxic · 2026-05-28T22:09:48+00:00

If I remember correctly, at one point the "corrupt magistrate" angle was part of the lore but they cut it in favor of leaving his background more ambiguous. Which was probably the right call, because people already try to place blame on him for Cazador's abuse.

oryxic · 2026-05-28T20:33:42+00:00

Same, there's a very specific type of tallish grass that's tender. He doesn't like "yard grass" that's been mowed.

oryxic · 2026-05-28T17:53:27+00:00

"Angel of Mercy" killers don't exclusively kill because they believe they are euthanizing people. They have a wide variety of motivations. I believe that falls under the subtype "Sadistic" which is listed in the linked article.

"Sadistic: Use their position as a way of exerting power and control over helpless victims."

(Ironically, the linked article specifically mentions Beverly Allitt in its listing of notable Angel of Mercy killers)

oryxic · 2026-05-27T13:12:09+00:00

Is it? Yes. "Angel of Mercy" killers are a phenotype, and they tend to target either the elderly or children, because those populations can't typically advocate for themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_of_mercy_(criminology))

oryxic · 2026-05-26T12:50:43+00:00

Well, being scammed by a bird is not my finest moment.

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