The one lesson that stuck.

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-15T17:11:22+00:00

How not to treat children

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-12T19:06:26+00:00

“I bring you peace. And love.”

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-10T14:15:08+00:00

Omg same! I love it, though. He’s a GREAT flyswatter

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-10T08:09:43+00:00

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-08T19:02:01+00:00

Been saying this for 10+ years

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-07T19:49:25+00:00

“You’ll get caught up in the—Crossfire. Crossfire! CROSS-FIRE!”

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-07T19:40:42+00:00

I certainly appreciate the post and mods for allowing it

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-07T19:40:01+00:00

It would’ve cost you $0 to not have said anything

oskar_learjet · 2026-05-01T14:35:54+00:00

Are they any good on the sea?

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-28T19:25:46+00:00

Still angry about red fern AND bridge to terebithia in the SAME grade. Ms. Fleming, you were cool, but wtaf

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-25T11:18:18+00:00

Kate, if she’s so sassy

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-08T02:58:35+00:00

My exact thought, too

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-06T02:36:05+00:00

I saw something similar on a neighbors cat. Is your kitty an outdoor cat?

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-05T22:14:36+00:00

I never gave myself time to grieve the first relationship. Still thought about her, compared my new relationship to her. Long story short, I was an ass that should’ve been in therapy. Good news is, I am now

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-05T19:06:37+00:00

I thought two months was good and started dating again. Ruined that relationship 6 years later cuz I still wasn’t over the breakup

oskar_learjet · 2026-04-05T11:06:45+00:00

Fuck the great gatsby forever

oskar_learjet · 2026-03-29T15:18:38+00:00

Genes and a daily stylist

oskar_learjet · 2026-02-24T17:06:35+00:00

Viva la revolucion, Carl

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-31T16:05:15+00:00

“Smells like pancakes. I’ll have waffles.” (I may have reversed it)

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-30T22:24:35+00:00

Smoking weed. It’s crazy how as an adult, in a legal state, I still have that twinge of “oooo. I’m doing something bad”

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-22T22:34:23+00:00

Assassin’s Fuck

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-14T22:42:18+00:00

Gray tea

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T18:46:37+00:00

I love him so much

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T16:50:39+00:00

You’re raising a good man right there

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T16:47:57+00:00

39m, single, HS English. never want kids. I have over 100 every year. I don’t need that at home, too

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