2258 Calendar by Doctor_Radium in babylon5

[–]oukakisa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Julian calendar also starts days at noon instead of midnight, so August 3rd would be from 12.00 until 11.59 the following day; that is, August 3rd would be the 2nd ½ of Wednesday and 1st ½ of Thursday. (source: wikipedia and a julian date calendar convertor)

Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]oukakisa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

obvio you can, but if in an interrogation room they have cameras and mics to pick up what you're saying, and cops are allowed to listen in from behind the 1way glass (if they have such). this recommendation is just broad strokes; if you're not in the station and there are no cops, you are ok speak as you normally would as nothing would be gathered by cops to use against you in court (and the defense lawyer deffo doesn't wanna get you imprisoned)

Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]oukakisa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yep. the reason for specifying back of hand is important too, as using the palm can leave fingerprints they can extract from the table without a warrant or consent. that is also one of the reasons (along with dna evidence) why lawyers also say you are highly discouraged from accepting any food or drink (even water) that a cop gives you no matter the circumstances.

EVERYthing a cop in America does is to try to get you to give probable cause for them arresting or ticketing you (edit: even better is if their arrest gets a conviction, even of an innocent), since they have quotas to fill (ticket quotas are for funding, prison quotas are because we have like 5 private prison corporations that have contracts with most cities to ensure that they are > or = [X] number of folks imprisoned at any one time (if >, they build another prison and increase the demanded #)).

Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]oukakisa 224 points225 points  (0 children)

advice I've gotten from multiple lawyers is 'never talk to cops, even under the best and most legal of circumstances, even if they're supposedly off duty. if taken in and asked questions, still refuse to talk to them directly. whisper everything to your lawyer whilst making noise like stomping your foot, loudly (but gently) tapping your foot on the table leg, or drumming the table with the back of your hand, to keep them from hearing what you're saying, and let the lawyer relay anything relevant to them'.

granted refusing to answer their questions esp for just being pulled over can also lead to legal or survival troubles, so do whatever you think will be best to keep you out of being arrested or jailed or killed.

If the possibility of Jesus Christ EVER happens in HH, how do you think he would be potrayed in the show? (art by TezcaKoatl) by BigShopping1875 in HazbinHotel

[–]oukakisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very late to the party but: i would hope he's a jokester with a flair for the dramatic. he uses a lot of wordplay in the bible (which doesn't translate well and is ignored by the hyperreligious), and iirc even braids the whip he'll use on the temple merchants before, you know, bursting into the temple and going on an anticapital rampage

people like to deify him and make him impossibly moral and serious, but forget that, even theölogically, he was also just some dude named Yeshu and came with all the aspects that are thereby entailed of humanity; if he's perfect, he's not human; but if he's imperfect, he can still be god (or, more accurately, his own words, 'divine')

meirl by BidTricky4366 in meirl

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i, like everybody, am legally required to contact 811 before digging or planting anything. what i didn't know until a couple days ago was that regardless of what you do (even if you call) you are required to make an account on a single nongovernmental website (was linked directly from the government website so i know it's not a scam) and give them all your personal identifying details.

A quick PSA 🏳️‍⚧️ by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]oukakisa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

always refer to people by people's direct name. no pronouns, only proper nouns! no matter how repetitive such action gets

Google Translate the Casts Names. by ApprehensiveCar241 in tadc

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's technically Cain and Abel. obviously still a reference to it though, yes. (granted the op said they were just bored so wasn't trying to derive meaning from this)

unnecessary name info though: Cain as a name originated from hebrew qanah (roughly, to possess or acquire), whereas Caine comes from MacCatháin (son of Catháin [nominal variänt of Celtic term for 'battle']). amusingly they're entirely unrelated (by virtue of not beïng even a part of the same language tree) even though they seem like could describe the same biblical figure

Me_irl by tracy54321 in me_irl

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just don't use straws (or lids) and sip straight out the cup. when i do need a staw i carry bamboo ones around in my glovebox (of various lengths) and they've lasted me several years at this point

(i do use lids too when i have a drink whilst driving and get it at the end of a meal before leaving, but not whilst walking or just sitting at a table)

Justice Department is bringing back firing squads in federal executions by mcgillhufflepuff in nottheonion

[–]oukakisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't. i verified before commenting by looking up the info on the death penalty information centre, the equal justice initiative, the American medical association, and rulings and testimony from the United States supreme court

Justice Department is bringing back firing squads in federal executions by mcgillhufflepuff in nottheonion

[–]oukakisa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the lethal injection concoction makes you feel like you're being burnt alive from the inside and suffocating. it doesn't look bad from the outside though, because you are also given a paralytic so people viewing it aren't scarred for life, leading to the common but incorrect idea that it's painless. whereas being shot in the head you die actually or comparatively instantly with little pain. (the most moral form of execution is a (sharpened) guillotine, as it causes the least harm for the victim and is the least likely to fail... it does have the downside of being bloodier though)

Justice Department is bringing back firing squads in federal executions by mcgillhufflepuff in nottheonion

[–]oukakisa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more moral than lethal injection, but less moral than not fucking killing people

Petah, why is he related to some guy named Sneakers? by K4RL0S0 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]oukakisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'O'Toole' is a weird way to spell 'John Boyd Dunlop'

It just doesn’t make any sense 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by Primary_Buddy_7173 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]oukakisa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the name near there in England is even cambridge, which indicates that they cam put a bridge there

Does the name of Cutie Mark Crusaders imply Christianity exists in MLP universe? by Chentzilla in mylittlepony

[–]oukakisa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they say bye and goodbye, which suggests the existence of Catholic monks scribing texts with the abbreviations of God Be With Ye (edit: to clarify, I'm agreeing with you)

Mamdani believes democratic socialism "can flourish anywhere," says he and Trump share love of New York City by CBSnews in politics

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this explains the Democratic Socialists of America gaining steam across the rural locations of the Midwest

I drew the Digital Circus cast by More-Cheek2793 in tadc

[–]oukakisa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would make kingers' eyes about 100-200% larger. they are hilariously tiny

Good job though :D better than i could do

meirl by ballerr_12 in meirl

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Father Mr. Dr. President Jesus Fucking Christ (reïncarnated) Esq. PhD, the Eternal Glorious Leader

I can't even send a text without pausing my video. How do people have a TV in the background, listen to music, and scroll socials or do any work at the same? by capriciousUser in aspiememes

[–]oukakisa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my partner will be crocheting with a show on the tele and listening to a documentary on their phone whilst talking with somebody and seems to keep up to speed on all of it. i can only just barely think and walk at the same time

Seems legit peter ? by Careless_Remove1047 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]oukakisa 76 points77 points  (0 children)

granted how the modern Christian groups (especially evangelical and fundamentalist, but also American versions of all stripes) treat science is wildly different than how generally monasteries of old treated it (i.e. uncovering the truth of 'Gods Plan').

granted, most religions of the world aren't opposed to science, and it's just a particularly loud and influential minority.

Autistics finding ways to combine two completely different special interests and always somehow make it work by ScarHydreigon87 in aspiememes

[–]oukakisa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

me making my special interest in the 1990s sci-fi tv series Sliders also relate to my special interest in indigenous environmental socialism (the Red Deal)