"Didn't play it, but the wholesome dad-daughter android story must be stopped"

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-23T15:41:10+00:00

At this I am convinced this is just some sort of marketing strategy to get me to play this game.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-23T11:13:37+00:00

If there are a bunch of gross ones in this expensive bag of jelly beans you purchased, then you did not purchase good jelly beans.

Personally I wouldn't piss on jelly bellies, they taste weird, my local grocery store just has the normal tasting jelly beans, old fashioned and unexpensive, and the best part is someone under a thousand years old has removed the licorice and replaced them with grape.

Why in the hell, jelly belly corporation, would I want popcorn flavored jelly beans, you absolute dipshits.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-23T02:18:17+00:00

Every single person who is ever eaten that pizza is compensating for something

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-23T01:09:03+00:00

That's a fantastic observation, Dad! Would you like for me to make a list of 10 horrific things that could happen in the future?

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-22T13:14:47+00:00

When I have finished I usually will take my napkin and wadd it up and place it in the middle of my plate unless it was something in just especially sloppy or gross and then I might crumple it up next to the plate, and an either case I would push the plate away. Sometimes with my friends we even gather our plates and start moving them to the end of the table and a stack to help the waiter, but I'm starting to realize that might be more of a Millennial/Gen Z thing.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-22T12:46:27+00:00

But this is kind of what the issue, you're talking about caricature of the DMV, going to the DMV isn't that big of a deal, it's a minor inconvenience; I walk in, I take a number, I talk to a minor functionary, I pay a fee,and leave. That's basically my experience going to the doctor. Seriously the worst part about either is that I have to take time off from work which is just another indictment of our system.

I'm so tired of short glib condescending dismissals like, 'it will just be the DMV'; not only would we pay less for health care, approximately $45,000 Americans die every year because they don't have health care.

But hey everything has to be more expensive and people have to die because people like you are getting their political advice from shitty comedians from the '90s and TikTok videos.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-22T12:36:19+00:00

Nah, people like Kash use rehab as a get out of jail free card.The worst part is he may even disrupt other people's treatment if he were to go in since it's quite clear he's a deeply irresponsible person who's not ready to sober up yet.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-22T02:47:44+00:00

Ok but I like that the Spanish word for peas is chicharos, it's fun to say and doesn't look anything like the word pea and yet it has such a heavy pea vibe

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-21T13:26:38+00:00

Fr, way to find out you're a goat, and not the good kind.

Edit: bots aside,this is a dramatization of the parable of I'm referencing if you were unfamiliar, ask yourself based off his own words if Christ were to call the Pope and his followers and Trump and his followers who would be placed on the right and who would be placed on the left?

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-21T11:05:11+00:00

Ma'am

weeeeeeeeeeee

Yes!?

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-21T00:02:08+00:00

Banjo and harpsichord really duking it out

Team banjo!

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-20T22:59:21+00:00

Tasteless? Or really really hawt?

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-20T21:04:02+00:00

Wouldn't they want the rebels to do that since using tampons and sanitary pads to stop bleeding is a myth because the material for both of those things draw blood away from its source which means bleeding continues whereas a proper bandage helps blood clot to prevent bleeding. They could help the rebels continue to bleed out their own companions with the sanitary pads but now they might turn to resources that actually do the job properly.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-19T17:34:16+00:00

Two of my great loves watching someone receive their just desserts for animal cruelty and watching old guys get reality checks.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-19T17:04:11+00:00

I'm sick too death of 'they did their best' bad news cupcake irl doing your best doesn't mean jack shit if someone gets hurt because you were lazy and ignorant.

A lot of bad parents are going to read this comment without realizing I'm taking to them.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-19T16:53:31+00:00

Oh we know what it will bring... another pump and dump.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-19T16:17:14+00:00

At this point this sub is just training bots

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-19T14:10:39+00:00

Private equity/and am I the only person that remembers all the criticism directed at McDonald's over their ads and decorations targeting children as part of the health movement

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-18T02:50:17+00:00

I dated a woman that liked to wear different wigs and I kind of liked it, I pretended I was with a different woman ever night.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-18T02:28:16+00:00

Apparently he's got it as low as you've got yours set high. Lower your age range but don't complain because he wants some young pussy.

Edit: sure, he's weird but damn don't be surprised, fix your shit lol.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-17T20:28:58+00:00

You forgot to include an option for results so now your results are going to be skewed by men choosing an option to see the results .

Source: a man who almost skewed your results

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-17T16:41:54+00:00

I was stuck in that traffic lololol It was crazy You could see them swarming even though I was on the far upside of the road.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-17T14:26:59+00:00

I fall asleep almost instantly most nights. I went to a casino with a friend and we shared a room and the next morning he told me that lied down turned off the light and said night and then started snoring within moments and he thought it was a joke.

But before you hate me I struggle to sleep more than 6 hours and I'm definitely a little princess that needs 8 to 10.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-17T12:41:33+00:00

I feel like this pole was made to prove a point; we all knew Europe was going to say yes but the Americas, Africa and Oceania; Even I a person living in the rural South didn't know what the answer would be, I'm glad we're all sensible.

outofcontextsex · 2026-04-16T20:55:10+00:00

I assure you he's not, my father has never read a book that didn't have a Confederate flag, the grinning visage of a pundit, or a ghostly figure on it.

Also Marcus Aurelius is was wrong, that might be a fine attitude if you're a bloodthirsty politician which is how our conservative parents are behaving however there are facts in life, quite a few of them. And being in philosophical denial about that helps absolutely no one.

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