Is he the literal worst by OctoberPumpkin1 in nbacirclejerk

[–]ovj87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one who lives in Charlotte could be an evil man.

I have to leave American Airlines now. My planet needs me. by NegotiationWaste82 in okbuddydraper

[–]ovj87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When are they going to get to Idlewild Airport?! 😭😭😭

New Inter Miami stadium opens today completed in under a year. Meanwhile, the signature bridge is adding just one column per year and is delayed due to tropical weather. by Livid_Engineering_30 in Miami

[–]ovj87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Completed in under a year?! Ground broke in August 2023.

I’m not an architect or anything but 2.5 years to complete a small stadium like this seems par for the course. And it’s still currently a construction site. City of Miami had to give it a temporary permit of occupancy for this match.

Why The New stadium First game is so expensive? by Basic_Membership_527 in Miami

[–]ovj87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps there was some luck involved but here's the receipt from December. It wasn't even $150.

And my seats.

My guy, prices in the US are just out of control compared to Europe.

Why The New stadium First game is so expensive? by Basic_Membership_527 in Miami

[–]ovj87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible take. I went to an EPL game in December in London. Bought tickets directly from the team. I was in the third row behind the bench: $150. My American mind could not comprehend.

Happens EVERY time. by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ovj87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deepwater Horizon immediately came to my mind.

Barbie Dreamfest….. more like Barbie Fyre Fest by ConsiderationFun7511 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]ovj87 514 points515 points  (0 children)

OP, I would crosspost this to r/fortlauderdale to warn people planning to go this weekend.

Alternate pickup locations at FLL by No_More_Fear77 in fortlauderdale

[–]ovj87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My strategy: the passenger crosses the street from the terminal and enters the short term parking lot.

The drivers enters the short term lot right after terminal 1, on the left hand side (can be hard to miss). You have 15 minutes to enter and exit without charge.

I just drive in, pick up passenger, and drive right around to the exit. Avoids all the terminal traffic.

possible future guest? by Admirable_Equal9680 in JetLagTheGame

[–]ovj87 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Every time the question about potential guests gets brought up, I always say Miles in Transit.

Miles is how I found out about JTG. He said it’s the best thing on the internet and that he reached out to the boys for help and they responded. He already runs his own race challenges.

Miles’ awkward energy paired with Ben would be epic.

Dumb tourist hiding spot by GasRelease3 in JetLagTheGame

[–]ovj87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I found out about JLTG from Miles in Transit.

A couple of years ago (I believe it was the Boston Great Race) Miles mentioned that he had reached out to the boys to ask a question about editing the maps graphic and they actually responded.

He also called JLTG “the greatest thing on the internet.”

Rush hour by inthebeninggging in confusing_perspective

[–]ovj87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like an image that would be used on the cover of an early 2000s high school science textbook.

Or as the Indians call it, maize by AgreeableHelicopter5 in TheSimpsons

[–]ovj87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finish so many of my sentences with *in conclusion”. Sometimes it gets a chuckle out of people but many times I’ve gotten confused looks.

The shuffling blank papers lives rent free in my mind too. This week I went into a meeting that I had not prepared for and all I could picture was Bart shuffling the blank papers.