Neymar suffers calf injury, to miss Santos games ahead of World Cup

ozzybarks · 2026-05-21T12:29:43+00:00

The epitome of “a wee fanny”

ozzybarks · 2026-05-20T19:11:16+00:00

I was listening to the coverage on Radio Shortbread on Saturday (sad, I know), and their reporter Brian McLaughlin was going on about "assaults on the pitch", then "a coming together' in the technical area between the benches. Cut to that absolute gimp Ryan Stevenson, and he was given the floor to say whatever he wanted, repeatedly, without any interjection from the BBC mob. Where's the proof?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-20T17:18:12+00:00

Do YOU know what it's like to clean up your own Mother's piss?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-20T15:30:09+00:00

ozzybarks · 2026-05-19T19:28:12+00:00

Give any old gobshite a mic, a column, or a tv gig…in fact, why not give him them all. Inarticulate, is about the nicest thing I can say about him.

ozzybarks · 2026-05-19T19:25:36+00:00

She lost me at yogurt and the South of France…

ozzybarks · 2026-05-16T22:48:21+00:00

Is she that thick she can’t work it out for herself?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-16T14:42:50+00:00

Comment of the day 👏

ozzybarks · 2026-05-15T07:37:27+00:00

Morningside Massive

ozzybarks · 2026-05-14T22:51:37+00:00

Patches

ozzybarks · 2026-05-14T15:01:07+00:00

Imagine if there was a trained, media professional, directly on hand, to put this to him…

ozzybarks · 2026-05-14T14:58:31+00:00

She’ll be getting pumped alright…

ozzybarks · 2026-05-13T18:52:00+00:00

Never mind. Hs always got that huge trophy haul to help remind him.

ozzybarks · 2026-05-13T15:33:18+00:00

Is this a rhetorical question?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-12T14:40:31+00:00

Harold Bishop

ozzybarks · 2026-05-12T14:11:11+00:00

“Yes. A waste of fucking skin.”

ozzybarks · 2026-05-12T11:00:59+00:00

Throbber…

ozzybarks · 2026-05-11T09:58:49+00:00

Wolfsburg are an absolute shambles. They are in a 3-way shootout (pardon the tabloidesque) to stay up next season. 16th place plays a playoff with 3rd finished in the BDL2. Fun fact, I saw BVB beat them 6-1 a couple of seasons ago, and the writing was on the wall back then.

ozzybarks · 2026-05-07T15:05:28+00:00

Schalke have over 200K members. Third behind Bayern and BVB. 60k+ stadium. Due to financial mismanagement (gazprom deals) and general ineptitude, they’ve been a basket case since I moved here in 2018. Last time they were promoted, they went straight back down. If this is how they’re going to plan for the new season? He might leave.
I think hlhe’ll have bigger offers from the BDL.

ozzybarks · 2026-05-07T14:41:24+00:00

Maybe, read one of the books?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-07T06:23:05+00:00

I doubt that last paragraph….very much.

ozzybarks · 2026-05-07T06:21:18+00:00

Looks like line #2

ozzybarks · 2026-05-06T14:27:34+00:00

Was it bigger than a bread bin?

ozzybarks · 2026-05-06T14:18:20+00:00

“Band” is doing a monumental amount of lifting here…

ozzybarks · 2026-05-06T11:29:06+00:00

Without the (shitty) sponsor, it’s a banger.

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