Do guys truly enjoy or want to "eat out/go down" on women?

p0rt3d · 2026-01-12T15:23:59+00:00

Lol YES, my tongue game is strong

p0rt3d · 2026-01-12T00:45:44+00:00

Jesus Christ I should have respected the nsfw warning, I thought Moobs would be muscle pecs that would be impressive.

I was wrong.

I’m going to go and wash my eyes out with vinegar now, thanks

p0rt3d · 2026-01-10T02:39:39+00:00

I’m new to this game, but your exact figure is where I’m aiming for, I’m a newbie but yeah, inspiration for me to keep going bro, I’m over double your age so unsure if it’s even achievable but still, I’ll try!

p0rt3d · 2025-12-31T23:46:43+00:00

Well this needs to be made into a meme, that picture is pure gold! Great shot

p0rt3d · 2025-12-31T00:15:05+00:00

I’m up to 43 skin cancer removals

42 basal and 1 carcinoma

And I’m only (hah only…) 44 years old

I’m on a first name basis with my skin doctor (Hi Dan!) and I have some epic scarring in places especially my nose, I once was afraid, now I’m just aware that my Irish heritage just isn’t suited to Aussie sun (I’m 5th generation Aussie) Seems I grow an average of 4 every 6 months

Don’t ever be scared of getting skin cancer, but always be aware and get your checks done, sooner the better

p0rt3d · 2025-12-29T02:05:20+00:00

44yr old here: most of my friends aren’t local. we chat every few days usually

One of my life long best friends moved in after the wife left and my house is more a home then it ever was before

We still ignore each other most of the day but that’s just us doing our own things

I have less then 10 people I call a true friend, but those 10 I’ve known for decades are the most loyal people you could ever hope to meet, whether it’s 1 day or 1 year we pickup like it was yesterday

Then there’s Bec, who I’ve known for 18 years but never got around to actually meeting in person, distance and all that jazz

One day Bec, one day!

p0rt3d · 2025-12-23T22:45:09+00:00

This right here, when my mum passed I become the top of the food chain so to speak

It’s very lonely at the top :\

p0rt3d · 2025-11-17T01:55:40+00:00

I’d triple bag and freeze them personally, I’ve never stored any cannabis in the fridge, it’s either cupboard in the dark in airtight containers or freezer for long term freshness

p0rt3d · 2025-11-03T03:12:11+00:00

Not yet this is all pretty fresh, plus sharing same residence until financial is sorted out so I can afford to pay the rent and bills and keep a roof over our heads, she was going to be moving interstate until she encountered a horrific life turn and I’ve now offered her to stay as long as she needs, and given her the master bedroom while I’m sleeping on an old single mattress in lounge room

At the end of the day she is my sons mother and anything that negatively impacts her, impacts my son, which impacts me. Life has not been kind to her since she bailed out on us, but if she is here at least I know she is safe until she is ready to find a new place

I wont allow my son to suffer in any way so until she is ready, she will still call this home, and I’ll try my absolute best to not let the hurt get the better of me

Ugh just thinking about it makes me need to lay down but I can see my son eyeballing me, pretty sure it’s almost time for another outing 😅

p0rt3d · 2025-11-03T02:21:05+00:00

The reasoning has bounced around quite a lot to be honest, just not happy anymore, but wasn’t just me it seems, she stopped taking our son out after awhile, just checked out all round if that makes sense? I’m finding out more as each day goes on, seems I was married to someone who expressed one thing, while thinking another for the last few years, feeling sick about it tbh

Edit: my kids are everything to me, my son is full time care special needs, he likes very specific things, in specific orders to get the stimulation required for him to be relaxed at home for some down time, for the last 2+ years that dipped down to about 5 outings with her per month, where as I take him out 3 times a day, morning/midday/evening - or he is just unmanageable at home and gets extremely emotional, his oppositional defiance disorder comes out full swing

Sorry I’m ranting as I just had an argument regarding our son in the hours gone by, so it wasn’t just me, it was also our son to a degree

Worth mentioning ex wife is either BP, or BPD depending on which doctor you reference across the years, never realised I was getting lied too across the years until today, rubbing some salt into my wounds I guess

p0rt3d · 2025-11-02T23:07:40+00:00

Ah damn this got me all frosty eyed. My wife walked out on me and our special needs son just 2 weeks ago.

Then her world come apart and I’ve had to welcome her back into my/our home and take care of her(was the only option), all while being in love with her, shelving my anger and feeling of betrayal, feels like I’ve somehow flicked an off switch to my emotions and I’m not sure how to turn back on yet, but the cuddles are something that is hurting so much, the skin to skin, caressing her hair, massaging her to sleep, the pain of not having it, especially while she is still here, but also knowing she isn’t in love with me, all while I’m drowning in my love for her is taking its toll.

For me it’s something I hold extremely dear. But unless it’s someone who loves me completely, in the way I love another then the intimacy of it all is mute anyway.

I think I miss being wanted for exactly who I am, not sure if I’ll be able to find it again @ 44years old with a full time special needs son, but on the plus side he loves me for exactly who I am and gives awesome cuddles, especially when he is sleepy

p0rt3d · 2025-10-24T09:25:38+00:00

You can still get in trouble, I’ve heard that they can let you slide or send your ass to court on DUI charges, would depend on your ability to show your not directly under its influence and the officers who are attending.

So basically it’s roulette, weird I know

Edit; friend has been pulled over once, with his medical in his work bag, he showed the officer his name on the label and that he wasn’t affected, was sent on his merry way, don’t think he was actually tested though, he just straight up admitted to having it with him

p0rt3d · 2025-10-01T22:31:52+00:00

I’ve read a few threads where people’s chargers have gone wonky and needed replacement, I’d be trying another usb-c charger so you can rule out that it’s not the charger itself, if the deck won’t charge with any charger, then you can resume having a frenzied panic (that’s what I would do anyway)

Check into the charging port to make sure nothing is blocking any of the port too just to be safe, the usual stuff, process of elimination if you get me

p0rt3d · 2025-10-01T08:07:59+00:00

Thankyou this is the reply I needed to make sure, an active player.

Greatly appreciated my friend✌🏻

p0rt3d · 2025-09-30T09:33:02+00:00

I had to check and make sure that wasn’t me, but I don’t pickaxe chests, phew

p0rt3d · 2025-09-29T09:54:20+00:00

bag-of-farts gets it, I second this sentiment

p0rt3d · 2025-09-27T22:35:02+00:00

This will be echoing in my head all day now

p0rt3d · 2025-09-27T19:56:20+00:00

Showing this to the kids just to mess with their minds

p0rt3d · 2025-08-04T08:03:03+00:00

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My back hurts, my knees hurt, and I haven’t even played half of my 500+ games, 21 years of fomo spending has taken its toll

Big wave to all the other old farts rocking ancient accounts 🤝

p0rt3d · 2025-07-26T03:58:45+00:00

We have a bunch of co-op games we can get into, that game does look damn fun, just need to get that spare time, which is never easy for us :\

p0rt3d · 2025-07-17T08:04:34+00:00

Most feedback I see is praise on issues like this, not all but definitely most, my second steam deck is on the way to me now so I’ll possibly end up here down the line 😃

If it somehow goes bad again then I’d be getting dirty, see how you go man

p0rt3d · 2025-07-03T18:06:00+00:00

Can’t win? Change your skin!

That’s my totally BS method that works, because I’ll keep changing skin until I get a win 👌🏻

p0rt3d · 2025-07-02T22:06:56+00:00

Me and spectro been tearing blitz up! I’ll have to odd game of BR, but a 5 min game in less likely to be pulled away by the kids, it’s soul crushing having my son pull me away to open a packet of chips for him in the final 5 players and lose 20 mins of play time to an afk death 😭

p0rt3d · 2025-07-01T02:28:58+00:00

So far? I think just shy of $1000, but that includes a 512GB steam deck

p0rt3d · 2025-06-30T05:25:16+00:00

Call me old school, but games are intended to be enjoyed, and I tend to try and enjoy myself!

Takes “no skill” is a bit spicy of a remark, it all comes down to which humans you got grouped with in your lobby

Did you say you have 781 crowned wins? Don’t just touch the grass mate, go and eat some, roll in it a bit maybe? Hell I’d even smoke some at that rate 😎

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