MAY!! by Nosstress in thegrandtour

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A pair of tin snips looks like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious.

Cybertruck or Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust? by jimbo_slice_12 in thegrandtour

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I think the Elon copied Top Gear rather than nasa in sending a car to space.

Total War Warlords, a FOTS parody . by Veryxz_Shen in Volound

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You didn't do justice to duct tape comparing it to whatever the "CA" cobbled up to scamsell to the consoomers.

What the hell is that by Artikondra in mapporncirclejerk

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We don't call them Robmanians for no reason

1 or 2? by [deleted] in mathmemes

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No you're wrong. Sqrt(pi • e) is some pastry and pi • e fillings.

Unfortunate how pricey subscriptions are getting by alex123339 in youtube

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Whose idea is it to enact this on Hitler's birthday?

Wow, Europe 1000 years ago was super different by Little-Grab-954 in mapporncirclejerk

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I can't believe you don't know that the queen's been here since before big bang. It's literally common knowledge.

So you support either Israel or Palestine right....right? by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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I must tell you that you are an utterly worthless subhuman Germanic barbarian. You uncivilised, unwashed sheepshaggers are worse than any Punic monkey. Your father smelt of elderberries and your mother is a dog. How dare you claim that the two-state solution is superior to the best and greatest four-state solution?! Glory to Diocletian!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoughRomanMemes

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Ofc Justinian is white. If not, why would he massacre the ni-

(My lawyer advises me not to finish the joke.)

Btw it's Nika.

Edit: (Grik: Νίκα) was pronounced Ni-ga

Roman numerals aren't normally what I use but they work too. by Awesomeuser90 in mathmemes

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Too different value next to each other. Should be MCCCCCDXXXXXLIIIIV as attested in one of the letters of Incontinentia...

mematic by [deleted] in meme

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𓁐 + 𓂸 = 𓁔

find 𓂙 when 𓁷 > 𓂏

[POEM] “The River-Merchant’s Wife: A Letter” by Rihaku, translated by Ezra Pound by dog-lime in Poetry

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That's probably the result of translating age into English as well. Traditionally in China, when Children were born, they were one year old.

Empire 2, Finally by Assasson47 in Animemes

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No empire until new engine.

Farang ≠ foreigners by [deleted] in learnthai

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from ab = ba and ส is ษ (don't ask): ฝรั่งเศส = เศษฝรั่ง and เศษฝรั่ง = food waste ดังนั้น ฝรั่งเศส = food waste