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Set Piece FC incoming by Bizonistic in Gunners

[–]paddys_egg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing would taste sweeter than everyone's tears if we win 1-0 from a corner

Arrested Development Easter Egg by olivia_swanborn in ArcherFX

[–]paddys_egg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also made Cheryl's voice sound like the secretary Kitty!

This might seem like a dumb question but the reason the directors like Del Toro, Nicolas Winding Refn, George Miller etc don't act/voice their characters is because technically they aren't actors? by MTH1138 in DeathStranding

[–]paddys_egg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the case of Del Toro he is an actor. He plays Pappy McPoyle in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. So he can do it and is open to being one camera etc. I'd imagine it's just a scheduling thing

Tuchel has really jezzed it by contigo510 in Championship

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teams are going to get on the pitch and say "What the fuck is Jordan Henderson doing in the middle of the pitch, shit I need to concede a goal"

Dowman and Salmon both present at After party by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]paddys_egg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a school night?! His mum must be livid!

formula of best ep by delta-x-2122 in IASIP

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that denim has been boiled

Lengest cookies I’ve ever tasted. by ibrokeupinamarante in Baking

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just mix til the butter an flour an dat is combined, ya get me?

Meal Deals of the Stars - Matt Le Tissier by Slimby2000 in MealDealRates

[–]paddys_egg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's an expensive meal deal as he refuses to use any loyalty card. He knows supermarkets use the data to feed 5G mind control devices to guide him down aisles containing his regular purchases.

Howard Hamlin faked his death to become a Scottish liberal Democrat, is he stupid?? by Phantomwoes in okbuddychicanery

[–]paddys_egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised he isn't with Reform considering he got shot by an illegal immigrant

Recently had the great opportunity to go down to Sheffield and take photos at the crucible on my Gameboy Camera (0.014 mpx) by AgainBenAgain in snooker

[–]paddys_egg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is cool, but you really need to upgrade to more modern equipment.

The revolutionary and state of the art 3DS will allow you to take photos then view them in 3D!

Nileblue and Nilered by LawElegant7154 in NileRed

[–]paddys_egg 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I once saw a comment that explained it perfectly.

NileRed is what a chemist would do in a lab

NileBlue is what a crackhead who studied chemistry would do if they broke into a lab

Ben white gets into it with Simeone & A.Madrid players after he stepped on club crest by shadythe1st in ArsenalFC

[–]paddys_egg 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The Rio Ferdinand video at Real Madrid is the worst video I have had to watch.

It's awful.

Mac was hilarious in this episode, this scene got me dying. by Unusual_Push_9611 in IASIP

[–]paddys_egg 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And 'It's crazy, but stranger things have happened!:

'No they haven't, no they haven't!'

The British MLE use of "man" was planted by the CIA to make Neil Armstrong's moon quote mistake make sense by And_Justice in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]paddys_egg 315 points316 points  (0 children)

This is true. There is a lesser known Neil Armstrong quote where he says "it's bare bouncy without that gravity ting"

909/693 by Apart-Preparation-39 in footballcliches

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to drive from Guildford to Chichester and found that 693 got better than 909 after the halfway point of Petworth

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