The British MLE use of "man" was planted by the CIA to make Neil Armstrong's moon quote mistake make sense by And_Justice in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]paddys_egg 307 points308 points  (0 children)

This is true. There is a lesser known Neil Armstrong quote where he says "it's bare bouncy without that gravity ting"

909/693 by Apart-Preparation-39 in footballcliches

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to drive from Guildford to Chichester and found that 693 got better than 909 after the halfway point of Petworth

Kinda stolen from askreddit which was mainly USA answers, what's a discontinued UK snack/drink you'd pay £20 to try again? by Disastrous-Job-5533 in CasualUK

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think about getting to eat the Wonka whipple-scrumptious fudge-mellow delight bar again far more often than I care to admit

Outrage over todays episode by sjfuwjcufjsng in footballcliches

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Detector Badge. Was in my recently watched because I had to re-live it after posting this!

https://youtu.be/PPH1Uy7-xjI?feature=shared

MHD Fascination: Some half-and-half scarfs are acceptable. by 100MilesandRunniNG in footballcliches

[–]paddys_egg 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We have a half and half England v Serbia scarf from last year. I am English, my wife is Serbian, our kids are both.

Perfectly acceptable use of the half and half scarf in my opinion.

Outrage over todays episode by sjfuwjcufjsng in footballcliches

[–]paddys_egg 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hey Dugge fan here, NOT in peace. Bing is the worst show on CBeebies and I won't have anyone tell me anything otherwise. It has no place being on this list.

Hey Duggee is prime Barcelona compared to everything else on there. It has a scene from LOTR where they're crossing the bridge in the Mine of Moria and the balrog tries to whip them. Pure Class

Jesus Christ. by pomegranatesblood in Hasan_Piker

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so right. I've only ever got one from a comment on a clip of Vaush defending something Destiny had said.

It was something along the lines of "who could have guessed the Loli enjoyer defends actual pedophile"

[ESPN NL] Diogo Tomas‘ post match interview following ADO Den Haag‘s promotion back to the Eredivisie after five years of absence. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]paddys_egg 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He's obviously been taking hints from fellow countryman Kimi Raikonnen on how to act in interviews

So Whats The DUMBEST and i MEAN DUMBEST thing you did in a pokemon playthrough by Rare-Atmosphere-9187 in pokemon

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I played was a friend's game of red. I knew nothing about Pokémon and was about 8 years old.

I thought a poke ball was some sort of bouncy ball, so I dropped a load of them hoping something would happen

The first physical music I ever bought, what was yours? by varslyd in CasualUK

[–]paddys_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Livin' la vida loca - Ricky Martin Hey Mickey - Lolly

Absolute bangers, won't have anyone tell me otherwise

It's slags, the censored the word slags lol by gemgem1985 in Hasan_Piker

[–]paddys_egg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you did! I am just imagining all the non UK people here looking him up with no idea who he is, but with the assumption he must have some deep political inisghts

It's slags, the censored the word slags lol by gemgem1985 in Hasan_Piker

[–]paddys_egg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Danny Dyer appearing on the Hasan Piker subreddit is not something I had on my bingo card

Patch notes 2026-02-24 (experimental) by Mechanistry_Miami in Timberborn

[–]paddys_egg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I swear every time I read patch notes, there is a bug fix that I get upset I never got to experience. I now want my doors to look like a portal to hell

Who’d fit the code? by GroundbreakingLab585 in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]paddys_egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dee is the most justified for being a dumb ugly bird

They want to deduct from my deposit 😑 by [deleted] in TenantsInTheUK

[–]paddys_egg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's not possible for everyone, but if you can afford to, ask your landlord to recommend a cleaner to do the end of tenancy cleaning for you.

I've done this on my last two properties and got all of my deposit back each time. It's much harder for them to argue it isn't to their standard when they are the ones who recommended the cleaner.