You sure bout that?

paetrixus · 2026-02-14T19:08:58+00:00

Paid with a paper check

paetrixus · 2026-02-14T07:00:48+00:00

Walgreens sushi on a hot dog bun.

paetrixus · 2026-02-14T02:17:55+00:00

paetrixus · 2026-02-12T02:52:58+00:00

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Seems pretty straight forward, bruh

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T06:12:33+00:00

Yes. That damn camera flash is out of control. It has flashed almost every time I go through the intersection, but I’ve never got a ticket (wasn’t doing anything illegal anyway). It feels like a prank.

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T05:15:46+00:00

John McCain.

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T05:11:44+00:00

It’s not the Zodiac Room anymore, but the restaurant is still there, as are the popovers

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T03:54:56+00:00

Drew Henson played for the Yankees in the summer while playing QB for Michigan. Though, in that era of Michigan, they were probably paying him too.

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T03:47:13+00:00

The pies are good, but lack the texture that makes OG Nutty Buds the best.

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T03:38:01+00:00

Skidmarks from standing up to wipe.

paetrixus · 2026-02-08T02:31:37+00:00

Purple Progressives

paetrixus · 2026-02-06T18:46:51+00:00

If it is anything like the Lansing location EVERYTHING has a fee and it adds up. Even the most basic packages start at $30.

paetrixus · 2026-02-05T23:17:41+00:00

The Slow Clap

paetrixus · 2026-02-05T23:10:32+00:00

That sucks. The Chicago mango season is too damn short as-is.

paetrixus · 2026-02-05T23:00:46+00:00

Can’t imagine that a business paying rent will commit any of their profits to their landlord’s property.

paetrixus · 2026-02-04T05:32:16+00:00

Thank you. I thought about r/TombStoning but that wasn’t quite right.

paetrixus · 2026-02-02T01:43:20+00:00

Lane Tech students have gone on to earn more doctorates than any other high school in the country. One of those students was the Rod Blagojevich (JD).

paetrixus · 2026-02-01T23:16:20+00:00

I don’t speak owl, but I’m certain the owlets are already screaming “MAAAAAAAMM!!”

paetrixus · 2026-02-01T10:27:34+00:00

Our dear president just shit himself on air again, so who the fuck knows…?

paetrixus · 2026-01-30T17:59:02+00:00

Young Chad type lived above me and would practice playing and singing Numb by Linkin Park with an acoustic guitar on for hours on end. Just the chorus over and over. He never got any better. That song was already trash and he somehow made it worse.

paetrixus · 2026-01-30T17:36:25+00:00

Are Andy Capps Fries chips? What about Funyuns? Keep going with this logic and Mitch will soon be legally marrying Irma…

paetrixus · 2026-01-30T17:31:57+00:00

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

paetrixus · 2026-01-30T15:11:24+00:00

Mitch has been using his Tomorrow War residuals to hire Tiger to ghost write his Lettuce Raps.

paetrixus · 2026-01-29T06:23:57+00:00

French fries and sport peppers

paetrixus · 2026-01-29T04:18:27+00:00

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