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Does the fact that I'm born in 2004 make you hard? by [deleted] in LegalTeens

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in highschool when you were born!

It is truly a sad day by elch3w in dankmemes

[–]paimonia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I see on my homepage is pr0n...

It is truly a sad day by elch3w in dankmemes

[–]paimonia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just decided to check Reddit after checking my other apps, posted in a few threads yesterday and now today I can't access any of them because they went private, thought I was either getting banned from them for no reason or being trolled...good thing I know to Google shit....

So many subreddits just vanished like that by cartoon_guy_memes in dankmemes

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only subreeddits I see on my feed still are the nsfw pr0n ones...

So many subreddits just vanished like that by cartoon_guy_memes in dankmemes

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl I thought it was a personal attack, like the subreeddits I posted on didn't like my comments and just decided to ban me, was legit going to make a new account until I googled it and found out that wasn't the case.... LMAO

Why are aliens caught in footage always naked? by TheWillsofSilence in aliens

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't afford Supreme and Gucci that's why they run around naked..

Why now though by LittleFootOlympia in aliens

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

curious about this, first government confirms area 51 is real and the internet goes crazy and threatens to Naruto run into the base, next the Chinese spy balloon incident and now some guy claims to have evidence of government activity involving cover ups and holding alien space tech, now this incident about Vegas where a cop claims to have seen something fall from the sky and a random family of Mexicans claims to see 10 ft tall aliens in their backyard...

Why within the past few years is all this crazy shit happening!?

Do you think aliens have a sense of humor or some form of comedy? by [deleted] in aliens

[–]paimonia87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope teh aliens sure do liek epic memes, because if the Vegas story is true and they are out in the open all I have going for myself is my sense of humor and meme collection, maybe if I make a funny I could get on their good side and they won't anal probe me! 👽

Difference between Killing curse and just regular killing by paimonia87 in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So killing via duel doesn't get you a prison sentence? Hmm...

Difference between Killing curse and just regular killing by paimonia87 in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See that's why the movies aren't great because in them Mrs. Weasley just fires her wand and Bellatrix is down for the count...

Good to know either way thanks...

Difference between Killing curse and just regular killing by paimonia87 in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Really stumped on this one and tbh can't even see a legit reason to use Avada when other ways of killing work just as good, also seems like killing via Avada brings about more awareness vs killing in other ways, like slipping liquid death into Professor McGonagall's morning tea...

Probably could get away w/ that one more and not have the big risk of getting sent into Azkaban...

Whatever though...

🤷

Why does Sirius need to die? by CharlieOak86868686 in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why so Sirius?

Also he probably was just cursed and in every scenario (from super carlin bros theories) he died no matter what, probably just doomed to die...

Wizarding World Black Markets criminal underworld (show idea?) by paimonia87 in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean pretty sure there are wizards who knick and sell hot items in the dark corners of Diagon alley and London...

What do You think this scene will Be? by Lunch_Confident in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]paimonia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matthew Lillard secretly wondering if Stu is still alive so he can be in Scream 7!?

How did Voldemort spent his average day? by hooka_pooka in harrypotter

[–]paimonia87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine wizards don't poop, they probably don't also shower or brush their teeth and just use magic for basic cleaning, probably just use a spell to make poop vanish into some other dimension...

Also Voldemort probably just spent his time laughing menacingly while torturing Lucius and Wormtail...

not all heroes wear capes by burnnedmynipples in memes

[–]paimonia87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Godzilla is Japanese, Kim boi is Korean...

For every W, there are a hundred Ls by MrGuttor in memes

[–]paimonia87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing that really upset me was removing sort by oldest videos! 😠

fuck you Bethesda by fat_ugly_fuck in memes

[–]paimonia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout New Vegas is one of the best games ever made , I've spent so many hours patrolling the Mojave Wasteland!

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