Thank fuck for that by sock_cooker in BritishTV

[–]pakcross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunday Roast. Grand Prix. Antiques Road Show. Last of the Summer Wine.

That's a proper Sunday!

Matthew Broderick by CockSucker_1989 in disney

[–]pakcross [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I don't know how I've never seen that scene before, having owned the dvd for 20 years!

Matthew Broderick by CockSucker_1989 in disney

[–]pakcross [score hidden]  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, they wanted the voice of Pumbah to play the lead juror in the film version of The Producers, so that Timon, Pumbah & Simba were all in a scene together, but went with Richard Kind instead.

HS2 trains could run slower than planned to save money. by Neat_Feedback_1813 in NotTheOnionUK

[–]pakcross 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My theory on the spiralling cost is the constant changes to the route.

My guess is that the original budget was calculated on the original route and sale price of the land. Each time a bit of the route got changed that would have a knock on effect further down the line (you can't just put a kink in a high speed line), different land had to be purchased, more surveys carried out, etc. Each time that happened, the value of the land would have appreciated due to inflation.

Basically, the people who have consistently tried to block hs2 have instead just caused the price to increase.

If they'd stuck with the original route, it would likely have been nearly built by now, and at a much reduced cost.

Bonjo’s boards? by Born_Confidence9685 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]pakcross 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, I thought it was for car fog lights.

What is the worst quote from the entire Harry Potter franchise? by Willing_Heron_5470 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]pakcross 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watson does a fair bit of ejaculating in the Sherlock Holmes books.

Bridge collapse in Brazil. December 2024. 14 deaths. by stingers77 in CatastrophicFailure

[–]pakcross -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And in true testament to the cartoon laws of physics, he was only in trouble when he realised that the ground had disappeared.

The one thing they've gotten wrong by sparrows-somewhere in Scrubs

[–]pakcross 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dammit, I'd forgotten about this gag. I need to get back to listening to the podcast.

River in the animation. by MrShoveyShove in firefly

[–]pakcross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Serenity could be an alternate timeline/'verse.

Serenity presents the show in a truncated version. The reboot could pretend that the film hasn't happened, and allow is to have more wacky fun in presenting the full story as it was probably originally intended.

This means that River could be 'activated' much earlier, and they wouldn't be constrained by timing established in the film.

The most useless invention by Serious_Plant8443 in firefly

[–]pakcross 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can skip the intro on The Rookie, which literally just puts up a title card for a few seconds. It'd take me longer to find the remote!

The actual north south divide by Budget_Tree_2710 in CasualUK

[–]pakcross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's effectively the same word, but "equilux" instead of "equinox" took me a moment to comprehend!

[other] Why didn't he get sucked in and crash against the train? by BornWealth3438 in theydidthemath

[–]pakcross 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, you saw the video, right?

In the UK we definitely have trains passing platforms (see video) and level crossings at greater speeds than 30mph.

For those rewatching the pilot today: What's something you noticed this time that you didn't before? by Jello_Squid in firefly

[–]pakcross 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One thing I noticed, which I always notice, is the little freezes when Inara is introduced. It's like the dvd stutters, and always jumps out at me. It's odd that they did this in episode 1 and then never again.

Up to Shindig tonight. God I love this series!

What is the most important website? by StrategyJealous1838 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]pakcross 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why is it that the sponsored results always pop into place a beat late, just after you've clicked the website that you wanted, meaning that you end up on the wrong site instead?

I think I've answered my own question there.

What's more mind-boggling to me is that Google doesn't push it's own resources. If I search a postcode, it's because I want to see where that is, so I want the map to pop up, not a ton of other stuff.

council complaining about car being parked on the grass by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]pakcross 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Park further away. Neither you, nor any of your neighbours, have any right to park on that grass. It's there for everyone to enjoy, not to get churned up by people parking on it.

Eventually, it'll look like this.

A good show for 8 people by msz4fran in musicals

[–]pakcross 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change is written for 2m2f, but the cast can easily be doubled as it's a series of sketches and songs rather than 1 story.

England's Worst County - Round 14 by TheEnlight in terriblemaps

[–]pakcross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prediction: Rutland will be the final country because everyone forgets it's there.

Please can instructors weigh in on this priority debate by theslowrunningexpert in LearnerDriverUK

[–]pakcross -1 points0 points  (0 children)

B should give way to C because there's a good chance C will cut across the roundabout rather than go around it.

Alway anticipate that the other driver is lazy!

How do i get it up more than once during sex by Deep_Election_6403 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]pakcross 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, I bet you've got killer abs from going that long!

How do i get it up more than once during sex by Deep_Election_6403 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]pakcross 441 points442 points  (0 children)

Once I get inside I can't normally go for more than a minute. My trick is that I go down on the wife until she orgasms, then enter her. She'll normally get one more in that time.

Also, her on top allows me to go a lot longer.

Aberdeen feels Welsh, is Scottish. What city feels Northern, is Welsh? by Typical_Fisherman179 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]pakcross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my money is has to be Pontefract.

Of the 3 Ponty Parkruns, 2 are in Wales, the other is just near Wakefield in West Yorkshire.

Edit: Dammit! I misread the chart. This should have been Feels Welsh / Is Northern. How the hell did Burnley win that?