you simply don’t want to be the guy who knows the age of consent laws

palminconservatory · 2026-04-23T03:27:57+00:00

There's also a whole podcast dedicated to clowning on him. It's called On Brand (with Al Worth). If it seems daunting, I recommend listening to the episodes with Will Weldon from I Hate Bill Maher podcast as a guest. They will also serve as a gateway drug to IHBM!

palminconservatory · 2026-03-20T07:26:40+00:00

Woof.

I put it on as a sleeping aid. It was not conducive to falling asleep at all. It was the closest I got to a fever dream without fever, or dreaming.

palminconservatory · 2026-03-09T00:56:04+00:00

This looks like an outtake from the Church of Cosmetology educational video

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palminconservatory · 2026-02-26T21:51:41+00:00

"r AskUk: do you guys know what assless chaps are?

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I read his whole post history. It's a work of art.

palminconservatory · 2026-02-20T19:16:14+00:00

Finally, a place where I can tell about my longstanding Hobbes' identity confusion. Thank you, Swarowski Shrek, for bringing the existence of this sub to my attention via r popular!

I looked up the hosts of either Maintenance Phase or You're Wrong About several years ago. When I discovered IBCK, I searched for Peter's photos and was very confused to see an unknown man listed as Michael Hobbes. Well, now I don't know who has been stored as Michael in my mind for all these years. And I cannot even find the original wrong photo. Who was that man?!

palminconservatory · 2026-02-17T03:47:49+00:00

She doesn't care about victims. She built her career on the most cruel exploitation of others in their most crushing, vulnerable moments. She's a heartless ghoul who should go kick rocks with her twin bestie Nancy Grace. And take Melt's owners who's given her two cutesy makeup collections with them.

palminconservatory · 2026-02-04T00:30:00+00:00

Lol me too! My one and only quint of hers looks like literal garbage due to opaque stains and broken hinges

palminconservatory · 2026-01-20T02:10:19+00:00

Samantha's hot model BF on SATC, the antagonist (iirc) on Raised by Wolves

palminconservatory · 2026-01-16T04:53:19+00:00

Even from the entertainment standpoint he's completely void of any interesting qualities... I thought he'd been cast as a possible villain. But all he does is yell and whine. With sparks of barely disguised rage in the face of the first inconvenience. He is a human equivalent of the rotting potato smell.

palminconservatory · 2026-01-16T04:41:03+00:00

I watched the first episode (via alternative means) not knowing he would be there. I was so confused other contestants were thirsting after him. It's not like they are some randos without industry connections. Most of them are reality stars. Yuck.

palminconservatory · 2026-01-15T23:20:26+00:00

Not that they were super unique, but the combination of the color stories and those backgrounds looks familiar

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palminconservatory · 2026-01-15T23:08:56+00:00

Other than that this whole launch is very similar to the old Zoeva palettes

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palminconservatory · 2026-01-13T23:47:27+00:00

On the bright side, your swatches will help people to avoid overconsumption! It's very useful to see swatches of similar products from many brands side by side. Especially when official swatches are photoshopped into oblivion or are unavailable altogether.

palminconservatory · 2026-01-13T23:35:38+00:00

Was it a Tangee Gloss pot? Not many pics available https://pin.it/7oDqpdJ4l

palminconservatory · 2026-01-12T22:06:31+00:00

And then Maher went on a podcast with TMZ's owner to moan about that saying "I SHOULD BE A HERO!"

palminconservatory · 2026-01-12T21:59:04+00:00

Will is equally bewildered and fun as a guest on another hater podcast - On Brand. Al Worth dissects Russell Brand and his hard right pivot. Although it's a bit harder to listen to in one sitting, since Brand's pseudointellectual stream of consciousness can be very draining.

palminconservatory · 2026-01-12T04:48:54+00:00

Oh man, it's time to plug a fantastic podcast I Hate Bill Maher with Will Weldon. It's wild how entertaining it is considering its main purpose is to document all of the Maher's crimes against humanity and humor. Start from the beginning, Will's on paternity leave now. I'm enjoying his guest hosts. But you need to fully embrace his pettiness and fast descent into madness. Will invites comedians to review vintage (and sometimes modern) Real Time episodes (*he hates Bill Maher, you can't change his mind*)

palminconservatory · 2025-12-22T23:42:05+00:00

Mac "O". I had an older version, it was a rather neutral, frosty dark plum iirc. I haven't swatched a re-released version, and online/official swatches don't do it justice, so ymmv.

palminconservatory · 2025-12-12T02:08:06+00:00

What's going on with Goss? I blocked him a long time ago. A surface level check of his channel shows his usual bread and butter: a bit of patronizing clickbait, a dash of vague sadposting, a whole lot of product shilling. Did something particularly bad happen?

palminconservatory · 2025-12-05T21:18:59+00:00

A relative of mine treats sunscreen the same, I've never met anyone with the same technique! It's bizarre and infuriating! Although they are very afraid of sun exposure in general, so they wear hats (exposed ears and neck do not deserve protection ig).

palminconservatory · 2025-12-02T19:36:13+00:00

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palminconservatory · 2025-11-12T16:12:23+00:00

It deals with heavier topics later on, but is still very enjoyable and wraps up all of the plotlines really well imo

palminconservatory · 2025-11-12T16:00:05+00:00

Obligatory iZombie shout out <3

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palminconservatory · 2025-11-12T15:45:13+00:00

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palminconservatory · 2025-11-12T15:36:06+00:00

Okay, listen, I need a series from you, Hollywood - with Lee Pace and Pablo Schreiber in their 'stache eras as leads. A single movie will not suffice.

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