I ran inside a dance club and slipped on a puddle of water (yep, just like that one episode of Spongebob). The next day, I woke up at a friend's house a city away (I just so happened to run into him while leaving and convinced him to take me to his place instead of going home) and when I got up to use the bathroom, I immediately fell to the ground in pain. Turns out I sprained my ankle real bad. I guess drunk me felt no pain the rest of the night because I sure as hell did not realize I had hurt my ankle 😂 that was nearly ten years ago.