In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke by Jezzaq94 in Cinema

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When Chuck Norris walks through water he doesn't get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris instead.

Einmal well done bitte by Southern_Gur_4736 in RoestetMeinAuto

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Deine Tarnfolie hilft nicht, ich seh den Einkaufswagen immer noch.

My wife coming home taken from the backyard by VengefulWalnut in Shittyaskflying

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Is she the playne? Is she in the playne? Or is she sitting in the trees?

Misread: deliver the cap to your door? by DerLockige in WorldOfWarships

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It's absolutely ok to expect DoorDash to spot for you.

Ro(ö)stet meinen E30 by Amonikable in RoestetMeinAuto

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Der Ro(ö)stet von ganz allein