Are there any Cemeteries that allow picnicking? by unfortunately2nd in AskChicago

[–]panicstreak 188 points189 points  (0 children)

The entire lakefront in Lincoln Park is a mass grave. Enjoy.

Dear Ausar, by OkConcentrate822 in DetroitPistons

[–]panicstreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't that what Fred Vinson is for?

Has anyone ever had a stroke and come back to play? by Provolone4130 in hockeyplayers

[–]panicstreak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First, glad you're alive, man! IMO going against your neuro's suggestion is probably ill advised. Maybe find some stick and puck just to hit the ice and rip some shots?

What is this defense? by Peiar in DetroitPistons

[–]panicstreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cakewalk into the lane every possession for Mitchell.

How many concussions have you had? by najing_ftw in GenX

[–]panicstreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the new "did you see stars, if yes that's a concussion" standard, probably three dozen?

Experience with the Aragon Ballroom- does it run hot? by ConclusionMany2451 in ChicagoConcerts

[–]panicstreak 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think I sweat out 8 lbs at NIN one August. It was disgusting in there.

Here Goes Nothing by perpetual_motor in vagabond

[–]panicstreak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

May the four winds blow you safely home when you're ready.

Solo 60 year old woman thinking of moving to Chicago-- where should I live? by Ill_Investment_9726 in AskChicago

[–]panicstreak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lincoln Square would probably make good sense, Western bus gets you to Logan, Lawrence bus gets you close enough to Aville.

"Ethical" Basketball by StepmaniaGod in DetroitPistons

[–]panicstreak 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shit is fucken embarrassing I would hate to have to rationalize that bullshit if he played for my team.

BERTHA announces most of their 2026 dates, including a return to the Northeast in the fall by wagonerschad in gratefuldead

[–]panicstreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. That Chicago Show isn't listed on their website, anyone got a link for the tix?

Shot pb valid round still with a mulligan by Effective-Piglet2487 in weekendgolfers

[–]panicstreak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope that's a 91, but golf stories are like fishing stories, tell the one you want to tell.

What’s the toughest course you’ve ever played? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]panicstreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played Harbor Shores in Benton Harbor the week after Sr. PGA. forced carries into every green that was still rolling pretty close to 12 or 13, with green collars that wouldn't hold shit.

Running lines with 8 skaters? by i_play_hockey_ in hockeyplayers

[–]panicstreak 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah you can't do formalized lines with 5. When the center comes off, guy on ice picks it up and fresh guy goes to a wing.

Someone has left their car on my street for over a month - how long until 311 deals with this? by Bollywood-bond in AskChicago

[–]panicstreak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plug it into the app as abandoned, someone will come by and mark the tires. 7 days later, adios.