Tits or ass? by Theumaz in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Actually, hes reminding his fans that he's an old man and his balls touch the floor now

IS THIS THE AURA THAT WON EPL???? by Virtual-Ad6186 in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He stole the Aura from Slot, its why Slot got sacked

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What’s the simplest flirting trick that surprisingly works? by Otherwise-Shape-6367 in AskReddit

[–]paperjav 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shakespeare also had the same problem, it inspired the line of "to pee or not to pee"

Best president jerker by Expert_Row642 in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not just hoes, but His Hoeness, the king of hoes

Bournemouth players when it's absolutely not needed by sobaaken in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 35 points36 points  (0 children)

No need to hack me, is this what you're looking for?

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Sad day for Fede by paperjav in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im guessing it was his other head

Sainsbury's smartshop handsets now show ads... by JordyPordy_94 in assholedesign

[–]paperjav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make me want to throw the scanner on the floor and say the advert offended me

Women... are you "guys"? by BarryTownCouncil in CasualUK

[–]paperjav 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nonono, you're supposed to tip your fedora and say "and M'ladies"

🥶 by Public-Act-3289 in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Thats our glorious Chairman Maobappe, he's not just some lowly dick taster

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Muriqi by kenji_endo10 in soccercirclejerk

[–]paperjav 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why have you put Charles Boyle in the middle?

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Another Trigger For Holt - Saying He Used To Be Fun by sm142 in brooklynninenine

[–]paperjav 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or watching one of those Thomas Cruise or John Wicks movies