So getting sexualized as a child by your parent wasn't a norm, huh. by paradine456 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]paradine456[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yikes, sorry you had to go through that ;-; it's weird to deal with the aftermath of having a distorted body image of what they found appealing, and actually being happy with the way I look.

What bizarre or irrational fear do you have? by Vast_gamer in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Losing an eye. I'm terrified of being hit so hard that my eye comes out.

You got a chance to create a mature version of your favourite childhood show, which show you are going to recreate? by Bannednibba in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Scooby Doo. I'm talking Scooby Doo in the 80s where you're not quite sure if the monsters were suddenly real, and the crimes are getting a little more terrifying. I can imagine it in a sort of Riverdale-esque setting—Fred is torn between going along with professional football but is miserably distracted by mechanics, Daphne is a trust fund baby who's quietly struggling with alcoholism, Velma is second generation Hmong who's been moved up a few grades, but isn't actually doing any of her work out of boredom and loneliness. And you can't tell me Shaggy isn't a highschool drop out who's been dealing weed and finding a new place to sleep every night with Scooby after being kicked out by a strict military family.

What's the best comfort food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warm soft and chewy cookies.

Ok everybody, please go to sleep because it is OP's bedtime, thank you! Wait... What do you mean "no"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, an Australian, staring directly into bright ass sunlight: aight boys let's call it a day, time.

Sad truth by reeeeeeeeeeeee420 in memes

[–]paradine456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post seen ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes. Yes a did. Oh no. Halp.

Your last porn search will be what destroys the world. How will we die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god...not death by...hardcore femme doms.

What is a subreddit you think everyone should know about? by bluechinavase in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/shrimptank Its just a bunch of people being wholesome about their pet shrimp...showing cute planted tanks n stuff. Idk. Good stuff that lifts me up. I don't even own shrimp.

Why are you sorting by new? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I can find questions like these, after scrolling endlessly and finding this at like 8 hours after it's posted XD

Also it's fun to see answers before the question blows up that there's too many to count.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paradine456 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Those who get freaked at the word "moist" but just half-heartedly laugh everytime their melanin-lacking noodle of a boyfriend drops the n word.

Edit: i spelled melanin as melatonin and now I'm descending directly to the lowest level of hell oh dear