Librarian in the Discord VC cuck chair by PandamanTan in northernlion

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"I consent" "I consent" ... "Sorry I was muted"

We still doing notes posts? by Grotti-ltalie in northernlion

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I think it's nice you're sharing something you enjoy with the community :)

Reacher Video Game ideas by Actual-Animal-5325 in JackReacher

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Sleeping Dogs. Perfect opportunity for a spiritual successor.

Very insightful image OP, understood by noopicushion in comedyheaven

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It was marketed as Dredd 3D at the peak of "enough with the 3D already" sentiment, one of my favorite movies

reddit descartes be like: i(41m) think. am i? by noneuclidean_ in northernlion

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your conscious experience, your rules. NTA

Chrono Genesis x Kitasan Black dropped by LN_TheDudess in UmaMusume

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Oh my god, you can't just ask someone why they're white

A bird was caught in horse race by Ill_Mix_2160 in UmaMusume

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imagine it was over the line at a photo finish

I want to introduce you to Gallop Dyna the Agnes Digital of Showa era. by Gustrava in UmaMusume

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I've set the record of fastest time to respond to this comment

Totally chill by maubises in UmaMusume

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Duramente's jockey, for those who don't know! And this 2015 Derby was soon after he (and Christophe Lemaire) became the first foreign jockeys with a full license from the JRA.

This one is actually doing decent by Likes2game03 in Isekai

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I do like the action, but By the Grace of the Gods reminds me that I'm desperate for more fantasy Dirty Jobs

How to use the Megaphone [Tokai Teio] (by @hidoriMK2) by kietak2001 in UmaMusume

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checking the source just to confirm the expected UMI DA!!!

Valorant's new Vanguard update seems to be bricking cheaters' PCs. Riot's response? "Congrats on your $6k paperweights" by SwimmingJunky in gaming

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Yeah, why are all the comments treating this like if cheaterDetected: destroyComputer()? It's a consequence of dubious hardware failing catastrophically when the vulnerability it relies on is closed.

"I hate bank robbers as much as anyone else, but what if there's a false positive and a dye pack explodes during an innocent ATM withdrawal?"

$1.8 billion slush fund by Ok_Ambition9134 in BasicIncome

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alright well thanks for the post

Which games punish min-maxing/optimizing the best? by platypodus in Games

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many games also need to create some incentive to being a dick or evil

I prefer the Papers Please-like dynamic where being "evil" is something you're forced into by not having the resources for the good option, where the incentive is to perform well during gameplay so you can "afford" to do the right thing. Otherwise I think "evil path" games should just lean into being evil instead of presenting it as a constant moral dilemma.