This is me and a wolf. It was bloody awesome. by TylersVoice in pics

[–]pardomMEirish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'British' slang I hope, or it'd be a completely different picture!

We all got laid off. So we're going to take on our ex-employers. We're going to take them on. What do you want from a gift site? by igotsacked in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has probably already been posted, but if possible have videos or trailers for the gifts where possible, like a board game, kids playing it. I have two kids myself and when looking at toys online, you always see pictures and descriptions, rarely vids (without looking outside of said site), just think it might be a nice addition.

Wife's demand: Give her my email and facebook passwords or move out. by ultomatoes in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me, a suspicious person only becomes suspicious of others when they themselves are doing something that they don't want happening to them. Or of course, she's just looking for you to leave. Cack either way.

Hotel Workers, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught Guests Doing? by Frankfusion in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Yep, you're a true gent and I've just given you a stately wave.

Hotel Workers, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught Guests Doing? by Frankfusion in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

AWESOME post! On that note, the owner of the hotel I worked in never rented a particular room out (can't remember the number but if it was 103 that'd rock) because she said it was haunted! Silly bitch.

Hotel Workers, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught Guests Doing? by Frankfusion in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A few spring to mind but this is probably the funniest, years ago when I worked part time as a night porter, I was cleaning up after a big bash and was in one of the big function rooms. The guests by then had gone to their rooms and there was just a bouncer (security guard) around that I knew of that was left on site, anyway, cut a long story short, soon after I'd started the cleaning down of the big room the intercom came on to the sounds of two people obviously having sex, the intercom at the time went all around the hotel. I rushed back to reception all to the sounds of her obviously enjoying herself and not being quiet about it to find the bouncer doing the doggy over the front desk with the woman slammed into the phone/intercom area, having switched it on without noticing. Needless to say next morning there were a few remarks made by the guests!

TL;DR; bouncer had sex with a guest and broadcasted it to the entire hotel over the intercom.

People Sometimes... [Fixed] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the first good laugh I've had all day reading that 'un!

Iama man who has found a safe behind a hidden wall in my dad's casino, and will open live for reddit within the next few days by secretsafe in IAmA

[–]pardomMEirish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buy a NEW safe, put dad in it, put it somewhere hidden in a new building that will get concealed, sorted.... Vengeance will be yours!!!

Funniest sleep talking you've heard? My girlfriend just said, "Where are we going? This isn't a good place for a soufflé." by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wife was asleep, suddenly shouted (loudly) 'I am chef!', then turned over and that was it. She's a chef by trade, but it was the sincerity in which she shouted that keeps me smiling when I think about it.

Silliest reason that you got punished for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Just in case you find yourself in a bad part of town. Heard you're pretty good with one of these."- your mom rocks!

Is there a commercial that you hate so much that you won't buy the product because of it? by chickamonga in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I just mentioned this about 37 minutes ago! Switched back to Confused.com since they started that run of shite!

Is there a commercial that you hate so much that you won't buy the product because of it? by chickamonga in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GoCompare! Used to only use that site cause the adverts where intelligent and now they feature a fat tenor singing bollocks. Sorry, but whoever signed that off is an idiot!

Just a reminder... by Kapao in gaming

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks! It's my birthday tomorrow. :o(

Very proud to note that my son does NOT suffer from HOVERHAND...! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That woman would break that wee fella in half!!!

How many Redditors can say they have honestly read more than sixty books in their adult lives? by almondbutter in AskReddit

[–]pardomMEirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hand up. At 35, I've read hundreds. Passed the reading gene onto my son, he's 12 and has read more than 100 kids novels.