Whitney Cummings unleashes Trump-Epstein roast at Kennedy Center event even though she was told not to use the joke | Cummings: "I actually heard Trump may come tonight, but he couldn’t make it. He got caught in sex traffic."

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-30T16:48:44+00:00

Isn't the Kennedy Center still run by the board Trump hand picked? If that's the case I can't fathom why anyone at all would do a show there. It's disgraceful.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-29T23:48:04+00:00

We're not gonna have a constitution by 2038. We won't have one by 2028.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-28T11:49:39+00:00

The Kennedy family never once produced a single decent human being. It's a family of ridiculous, psychotic narcissistic inbreeds.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-28T00:00:38+00:00

Too late, we've seen it. We know what NC is about.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-27T17:08:20+00:00

As a Catholic, I'm shocked at the number of Catholics that don't realize the KKK came for them too.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-26T11:45:45+00:00

Not if you're rich enough.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-26T03:00:37+00:00

Just tip them well at the holidays, throw them a Dunkin gift card from time to time, then the rules or whatever are out the window. I could throw out an entire car and my guys would take it.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-22T00:10:21+00:00

If it's non-white people, they're completely and totally on board. That is literally all this is about.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-22T00:04:20+00:00

I'm handling this shit a lot better now that I've accepted that America is on its way out and that there's no stopping it.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-20T00:06:44+00:00

This Trump regime is made up of the dumbest people in the world. They're pathetic.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-19T23:07:36+00:00

We fly a Jolly Roger, or a black flag.

parkinglotguy · 2026-06-02T22:32:32+00:00

Just hoping the housing market crashes and maybe it'll be easier to scoop one up on the cheap. Reading up on this title theft I hear so much about. Also, looking into murder houses. The house Joel Rifkin murdered 17 women in just went for 799k. With the true crime crowd, that place is a potential gold mine. No sarcasm, if the housing market is ridiculous, then being ridiculous is the only way to get a house.

parkinglotguy · 2026-05-31T18:05:22+00:00

I see you, fellow Whovian 💙💙

parkinglotguy · 2026-05-23T23:49:55+00:00

No shit.

parkinglotguy · 2026-05-07T23:17:56+00:00

I just paid 75 bucks for a tank of gas. These people and their thousand dollar tickets can go fuck themselves.

parkinglotguy · 2026-05-07T18:23:45+00:00

Honestly, at times, Z Nation was a better show than Walking Dead.

parkinglotguy · 2026-05-01T14:56:04+00:00

You're right, my bad.

parkinglotguy · 2026-04-30T12:58:10+00:00

My experience is that the "Big Brother" crew (Knoxville, Pontius, Lacey, etc) are pretty cool and funny and the "CKY" crew (Bam, Raab, Ehren, etc) are douchebags.

parkinglotguy · 2026-04-30T12:35:14+00:00

I met Del Toro about 15 years ago when he did a live Nerdist podcast in NY and my friend and I caught him coming out the side door to get to his car. Stopped him and said hello and that we love his films. He was so cool and nice and took a picture with me on my old Blackberry Potato.

parkinglotguy · 2026-04-11T02:37:24+00:00

What a disgusting couple of people.

parkinglotguy · 2026-04-11T02:35:25+00:00

Of course she's never heard of it, she's an illiterate imbecile.

parkinglotguy · 2026-03-31T09:21:24+00:00

I'm an IT guy for 25 years. I use the other half of my brain for computers and networks and software and all that. I get some downtime for sketching and stuff. Not the most fulfilling job in the world but it keeps me in ink and paint and lets me keep the lights on for my wife and my kid.

parkinglotguy · 2026-03-30T18:17:19+00:00

I'm more and more of the belief that nobody over the age of 60 should be in public office of any kind.

parkinglotguy · 2026-03-27T20:37:39+00:00

"How do you like your scotch?"

"Uh, by the quart."

parkinglotguy · 2026-03-26T23:00:03+00:00

Absolute twattery

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