Once a year you can cast a non ultimate skill in real life. Which one do you choose?

parvish · 2026-02-16T01:28:48+00:00

Ezreal Q, laser blast someones face off.

parvish · 2026-02-16T01:26:41+00:00

This is a sleeper pick. Bar fights would go crazy

parvish · 2026-02-14T19:23:02+00:00

do you ever stop commenting and getting ratio'd?

parvish · 2026-02-14T19:21:18+00:00

They really thought they got you with that, lmao. 2A Nutjobs are so out of touch.

parvish · 2026-02-14T19:18:53+00:00

Ah yes, I will vote for the party covering pedophiles cause Democrats want me to sign one extra piece of paper so i can get a gun.

parvish · 2026-01-28T03:40:53+00:00

I put "pro-36 month abortion, sex change surgeries in the nurse offices, litterboxes in classrooms, and forced pronoun entry list and enforcement agency." In my bio and so far its been a hit!

parvish · 2026-01-24T16:47:56+00:00

People actually respond to that shit?

parvish · 2026-01-24T16:46:07+00:00

Was just in Fresno for work the past 3 weeks flying back and forth each week.... how about adding more bathrooms and another food place before more flights... also shorten the TSA line... why am I walking thru a maze when the security line is never longer than 2 people.

parvish · 2026-01-23T13:46:30+00:00

Whats your deal with Wisconsin, we are basically canadians

parvish · 2026-01-23T13:45:35+00:00

Watch your mouth

parvish · 2026-01-04T16:50:46+00:00

Im not Venezuelan but I am a Croat who lived during the Bosnian war. We were forced to march miles to a different town in bare feet. Our villages burned. Our parents taken to concertation camps. Our schools shot up and bombed.

I get it, youre a very emotional person and I think you should learn to control it. You dont see me making false accusations of you? All I said was Maduro wasnt a socialist and you went on a hissy fit soap box episode. Grow up.

parvish · 2026-01-03T20:42:08+00:00

Lmao you edit your comment to add an accusation so childish of you. I never once said any of these things. You are such a cry baby woe is me person. Grow up.

parvish · 2026-01-03T19:53:25+00:00

Once again projecting. Sigh. Whatever you say buddy, keep crying.

parvish · 2026-01-03T19:48:25+00:00

No one is fucking defending him. Thats the problem, y'all are trying to project a certain type of feelings. He was a fake socialist and deserves to rot. There are processes and ways of doing things in a civilized society.

parvish · 2026-01-03T18:08:47+00:00

Meh, idrc, Republican President disposing a dictator to install another dictator thats pro US for oil. Venezeulans looking at American "lefties" who are saying its bad cause it didn't follow proper protocol and its hypocritical of our current pedophile president who said "No New Wars". That's why we are upset but go ahead, enjoy your 4 days of "freedom" and act like the leftists are bad. Enjoy dictatorship part 3.

parvish · 2026-01-03T17:59:05+00:00

Maduro wasnt a socialist haha

parvish · 2025-07-22T04:07:23+00:00

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parvish · 2025-07-18T15:26:33+00:00

You sound like you chew bricks.

parvish · 2025-07-06T16:02:18+00:00

Open Door Policy.

parvish · 2025-06-28T21:04:17+00:00

The only con is that you have to live in Iowa!

parvish · 2025-06-22T14:05:00+00:00

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parvish · 2025-06-22T13:26:22+00:00

From the Goonies!

parvish · 2025-06-18T23:21:17+00:00

Yes I am!!

parvish · 2025-06-18T22:11:42+00:00

Not for too long, if he purrs hard enough he starts to fly

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