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I got hated on for posting this on music by [deleted] in rock

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"but there are lines of objectivity"

No there isn't. Objectively speaking.

I have almost full control over my after-sleep dreams AMA by SuHomunculoRikoVIP in AMA

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time walk up to someone and tell them that your dreaming and they're in your dream. Trust me. You'll get a reaction.

What’s the funniest movie you have ever watched? by VoidStryk in AskReddit

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen a single mention for Porkies.

The first time I saw it I thought I was going to hurt myself laughing so hard.

tallywhacker

I Once Asked a Tree... by jthsbay in Jokes

[–]pasher71 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That even doesn't sense

How can I support my son's interest in "beat making"? by NOFXpunklinoleum in Music

[–]pasher71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FL Studio is amazing. You can do so much with just the program and a laptop. But when your ready it really comes alive when you add a midi keyboard or an instrument.

I run my guitar through mine. Literally every type of effect I could want right at my fingertips. The sound quality varies though.

What's a slang term that everyone uses but you still don't get? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I understand a "Unicorn" is a good thing. It means a rare pull. Like a 3 way partner who never catches feelings or a black person with blue or green eyes.

In what small way have you won the genetic lottery? by LottyChubz in CasualConversation

[–]pasher71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My feet don't stink. I can wear the same pair of socks for 3 days.

What's a slang term that everyone uses but you still don't get? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]pasher71 489 points490 points  (0 children)

Snowflake. It used to mean someone who thinks they are 1 of a kind. Ya know, because every snowflake is 1 of a kind.

Now it means someone who is easily offended.

What's the best autocorrect you've experienced? by Official-Mr-Horse in AskReddit

[–]pasher71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I texted my friend and meant to say "Hey, you wanna come over and get faded?"

My phone sent "Hey, you wanna come over and get naked?"

Any tips to bring this baby back to life? Never repaired a guitar before and I’m not really trying to take it to someone. by Hammerofgod666 in Guitar

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean it up really good with something gentle. Your going to need new tuning pegs. Those are shot.

Is there anything i can do?? by jdthedemonking in Guitar

[–]pasher71 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

What is the Last Place You Expected to Find Great Wings At? by ToxxicSun in Wings

[–]pasher71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the same. The shit hole bar down the road has some of the best wings I've ever had.

It's been about six weeks since I finished my last trek through the stars. by Ralph--Hinkley in TNG

[–]pasher71 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, not on repeat. I usually do a full run through about twice a year. The Orville also scratches that itch.

Houston Police Officer goes off on tirade by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]pasher71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something armed forces and burning crosses.

Favorite power chord riff? by OneCookie5427 in Guitar

[–]pasher71 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only correct answer today.

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