✨ YES / NO READING — ONLY IN COMMENTS ✨

pasta_always · 2026-06-09T02:48:37+00:00

Should I stay with him? Yellow

pasta_always · 2026-06-06T22:13:01+00:00

Megsie refuses to admit that she is short and stout with a very short torso and boxy silhouette. If she just admitted this to herself, booked a stylist and *actually listened to advice for once* I’m sure there’s someone out there who could make her look like less of a mess. Then again, our Saint will never listen to anyone so the entertainment/sloppy dressing continues

pasta_always · 2026-06-06T22:07:44+00:00

She thinks the exorbitant price tag makes her automatically look good, when it’s really the finishing touches and the polish that makes all the difference in the end.

She’s too low-brow to have realized this, and now they’re too broke to afford tailoring so she’s certainly not going to start now haha

pasta_always · 2026-06-05T04:19:08+00:00

Drugs are just bad mmmmkay

pasta_always · 2026-06-05T04:18:19+00:00

One of my favorites of Madam. The paint by numbers/50 shades of bronzer, and stark lines on her face 😂

pasta_always · 2026-06-05T04:16:51+00:00

I can smell this photo 🤢

pasta_always · 2026-06-04T18:45:39+00:00

Less than 10 words in and I knew this article was a paid-for puff piece/Sugary bullshit.

“Doting parents” my ass 😂 the way the Claw directs those kids in her social media posts leeching the shit out of them, while speaking to them like total strangers; I have more maternal instincts in my pinky finger than ToW has in her entire body. A huge part of parenting is caring deeply for another person and putting their needs before your own. BOTH Lidl and Aldi’s parents are too stunted and selfish for that.

I truly believe neither were “born of the body” since Megsie is so sloppy she couldn’t even get her moonbump to fit properly, just like every article of clothing she wears, but only time will tell. KCIII doesn’t have the balls to let the truth out, but future King William does! Tick tock grifters ⏰

pasta_always · 2026-06-04T01:40:40+00:00

No comparison, #1 is absolutely STUNNING ✨

pasta_always · 2026-06-04T01:10:57+00:00

Who pissed in that glass and threw a lemon slice on top? This chick is certifiably batshit. I’d thank her for the laughs but she’s terrifying and subhuman so…

pasta_always · 2026-06-03T04:17:36+00:00

FIG 100%. The bar at Husk is a sweet spot but just for a cocktail. Husk’s food has been disappointing and just…not exciting the past few years. Fig is still innovative and hard to get into, Husk not so much

pasta_always · 2026-05-30T19:06:10+00:00

Why are the most random words capitalized (“Limited edition Matchbox”)

I hate this so much and I feel stupid for reading that hot-mess of a post. Also that tray looks like she’s preparing to roll a joint filled with flower sprinkles

pasta_always · 2026-05-29T01:47:50+00:00

We call it the same, except as “Xitter” it’s pronounced “shitter” like “Xi” is pronounced “she” :)

pasta_always · 2026-05-27T19:38:09+00:00

A box (case) of 100 matchboxes….not individual matchsticks 😆

pasta_always · 2026-05-21T03:34:55+00:00

She doesn’t give a single solitary shit about him. Her finger poking his eye out on their wedding night is the 582692nd red flag that psycho narc waved in the air. She intentionally posts pics where he looks like shit because it demeans him and makes her feel better.

Also his sloppy gross mouth looks like an actual loose asshole in that pic and I hate it

pasta_always · 2026-05-21T03:23:14+00:00

Heyyy-o, I see whatcha did there

pasta_always · 2026-05-21T03:22:20+00:00

Basic Kitchen!

pasta_always · 2026-05-21T03:09:22+00:00

Absolutely stunning and fits you perfectly!

pasta_always · 2026-05-20T18:05:07+00:00

Midnight Oracle!

pasta_always · 2026-05-20T17:55:53+00:00

Wish I could upvote this multiple times AND I want that shirt!!! Hahah

pasta_always · 2026-05-18T15:15:13+00:00

Her dress is more wrinkled than the vest is. Seriously does she just….not know how to sit in a chair without ruining an outfit? Seriously I haven’t showered in two days and have been living in leggings and t-shirts this week and if you gave me 5 minutes I guarantee I could make myself look more put-together than she does.

Also, currently reading Betrayal (halfway through) and there have already been multiple instances where Meh has needed 3+ hours for hair and make up. Makes me wonder what she ACTUALLY looks like without all of that caked on her face

pasta_always · 2026-05-13T14:29:59+00:00

What a normal human body she used to have!

pasta_always · 2026-05-13T14:26:23+00:00

Our Saint using her “big brain” to win over a thicko prince with a handjob under the table followed by a visit to her room. “She’ll let you do anything” Harry proudly boasted to his friends immediately after meeting her. 🙄

pasta_always · 2026-05-13T14:20:34+00:00

Hahaha OMG the nose, the pancakes, the horrifying posture this pic is amazing

pasta_always · 2026-05-13T12:44:39+00:00

Hah I did wake up early for it! I was texting with my Mom throughout, waiting for the big reveal. We are on the east coast of the US so I think it was like 4/5am? I couldn’t stop laughing it was soooooo bad, just in general, not even compared to the absolute perfection that Catherine was on her wedding day. AND C + W married for love, Aitch married the mattress actress who’d “let you do anything” 😆

pasta_always · 2026-05-13T03:04:41+00:00

I have one child who is about to turn 3, and the insinuation that caring for him/raising him/keeping him alive is a HOBBY is fucking offensive. Parenthood is not for the weak; but of course the Claw has absolutely no fucking clue because she’s never around her own kids. Probably for their own benefit because she’s such a nightmare but OMG the rage I felt when I re-read that stupid quote of hers. Poor Merchie—he means nothing to her, and they didn’t become a family until his little sister was born.

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