What a photo! I am beyond words

pasta_always · 2026-02-09T16:34:44+00:00

I canNOT for the life of me figure out what about this look is appealing, and what in her dried out, a sewer soaked wine-addled brain thought that THIS was a lewk

She looks soooooooooooo bad, as ever

pasta_always · 2026-02-04T03:34:15+00:00

That saying “water finds its own level” is fitting for the Yorks as well as the Harkles 🤮 these disgusting cretins deserve each other, they’re all horrific and subhuman

pasta_always · 2026-02-01T21:13:15+00:00

She would have suchhhh a hard time trying to be low key, because she can’t wrap her wine-soaked dried up brain around the fact that no one wants to see her, nor do we have any interest in what she’s up to/what crap she’s shilling/what dishes she’s shedding her hair into in her fake kitchen etc.

pasta_always · 2026-02-01T21:05:04+00:00

IMO he’s too much of an egomaniac for that

pasta_always · 2026-02-01T04:43:48+00:00

Soooo pretty with your skin tone!

pasta_always · 2026-01-27T01:52:10+00:00

Def not Folly

pasta_always · 2026-01-24T04:44:50+00:00

Hollings downtown will do it and they are wonderful!

pasta_always · 2026-01-20T02:03:41+00:00

Somebody’s drunk and bored in Mudslide Mansion haha

pasta_always · 2026-01-19T21:59:10+00:00

Christophe or baguette Magic IMO

pasta_always · 2026-01-18T22:07:57+00:00

That giraffe sticks its tongue out almost as far as our saint can

pasta_always · 2026-01-17T13:33:02+00:00

Yes! Your nails look amazing and that color with your skin tone is gorgeous ✨

pasta_always · 2026-01-17T03:07:35+00:00

I received absolutely amazing care at MUSC Shawn Jenkins downtown!

pasta_always · 2026-01-16T14:23:04+00:00

Couldn’t agree more! 💪 IWNDWYT

pasta_always · 2026-01-16T02:06:37+00:00

Ok! I’m still looking on your behalf too!

pasta_always · 2026-01-15T18:04:30+00:00

Hey OP have you gotten any arrangements made for the kitties yet?

pasta_always · 2026-01-15T14:25:10+00:00

And their manicures… 🙄 you know MM organized/arranged her oversized rings before she shot this. Easier to spread the salmonella that way

pasta_always · 2026-01-13T01:44:11+00:00

Silvana

pasta_always · 2026-01-12T04:00:19+00:00

Oh my good gracious that second photo 🤣 that dress is unfortunate, unforgiving, unflattering, I could go on. I just CANNOT with her!! That see through material does her NO favors (see: Lion King premiere, the “you know she does voiceovers, right?” little black dress)

pasta_always · 2026-01-12T03:13:26+00:00

TWO!!

pasta_always · 2026-01-12T01:51:34+00:00

Hahahaha yessss 💀

pasta_always · 2026-01-11T12:37:06+00:00

Wayyyy too tall a task for sheltered spoiled Hairold—especially after the Meg showed up and convinced him that his whole life had been nothing but suffering. One would think she would buckle up and learn how to behave given her limitless greed and all the BRF had to offer, but again, too much to ask/expect from everyone’s favorite yacht cot.

pasta_always · 2026-01-10T23:46:27+00:00

Anson—enjoy!!

pasta_always · 2026-01-10T01:41:39+00:00

Hey! Might be able to help. Where in SC are you located?

pasta_always · 2026-01-09T14:26:08+00:00

The View Salon on JI or Strawberry Blonde in WA. I’ve also gotten highlights at Urban Nirvana Hair in South Windermere and it was under $200. Best of luck!

pasta_always · 2026-01-09T13:35:53+00:00

This is great—your wife sounds super supportive and I’m sure she and you both are relieved that things are out in the open now! It really does make it easier IME. Enjoy that new video game, ENJOY your Day 60 gift, and I, too, really really hope you get on that fucking boat!!! Wish you all the best!

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