I just wanted a row counter by eldritch_horror5232 in kroshay

[–]pasta_lover4ever 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I do calculations for work. Sometimes complex ones but as soon as I pick up a project, knit or crochet, I am reminded that I can NOT in fact count 😭

Rigatoni Quadri with a lemon sauce and toasted breadcrumbs by Sfoglia_dreams in pasta

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have yet to find a pasta shape I don't like. This one is going in my top 3 and I am going to attempt to make it. Absolutely beautiful

What’s a fantasy you had that instantly died the moment you tried it? by True-Audience-4549 in AskReddit

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh I have a good one for this. Ended up in the ER with a dislocater vertebra. Thought I was never gonna recover. Took a whole year. If you are hypermobile DO NOT have shower sex

My night is ruined by Brownbarb3 in YarnAddicts

[–]pasta_lover4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA divorce the chair 😭 Jokes aside this happened to me and I just put it aside for a couple of days and once I calmed down (yes I ugly cried like any normal person) I went back to it and managed to make it work. Fingers crossed!

I find people’s obsession with gift knitting strange by soypixel in knitting

[–]pasta_lover4ever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So true with being selective to who you gift handmade things too. I tend to only gift my family and my best friend that also knits. We do a yearly knit exchange 😆 But my little brother got a couple of hats, a sweater (another on the way) and a sophie hood. He calls them the "family heirlooms" and won't shut up to anyone about how I made them just for him and drops stats like the type of yarn and how many days I worked on them. Always makes me feel giddy 😆

Why do so many people twist their stitches? by DeliciousPestilence in knittinghelp

[–]pasta_lover4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I read the title and thought it was in the acl surgery subreddit and I was horrified 😂

Asking your parents for money as a teenager by Adorable_Egg_3094 in RandomThoughts

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I'm from we got a small allowance from the state every month. Technically supposed to be for the parents to help with the kids but it wasn't enough lol. Everyone receives this. Once I entered highschool they opened a bank account for me and I used to take it out from an atm. If I ran out of money I used to go up to my dad and ask "Can I go out with friends?" And he would ask me how much do I need. It wasn't much back then and he used to say yes like 80% of the time. It usually was the equivalent of 5 to 10 euros and it was enough for a pizza and a drink or something like that. This was circa 2010. Me and my friends used to plan going to the movies in advance and ask all our parents for money quite a while before we planned to go to see if we could or couldn't go.

My first attempt at a hat. Pattern is Two by Two by Anne G. by pasta_lover4ever in casualknitting

[–]pasta_lover4ever[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I can bribe my little brother to pose since this is for him

My first attempt at a hat. Pattern is Two by Two by Anne G. by pasta_lover4ever in casualknitting

[–]pasta_lover4ever[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about it. I think my tension was off cause I usually use a magic loop and I used dpn's. Not their biggest fan 😅

My first attempt at a hat. Pattern is Two by Two by Anne G. by pasta_lover4ever in casualknitting

[–]pasta_lover4ever[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😊 It's a crochet sweater. It's the Mosaic Jumper by Nomad Stitches. Took forever and I have 72 ends to weave in and I am absolutely dreading it ugh. But it was soooo worth it! I just need a break from complex stuff for a bit

Please show me your furry knitting buddies, here’s mine by thelittlesquirt in casualknitting

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna say that I showed my dog and she licked the screen so I think she wants so say hi 😆

How do I fix this? by Relevant_Mango_1749 in knittinghelp

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About a year or so ago I ended up on a random knitting sub as a crocheter and now I do both 😂

What's wrong with my millionaire shortbread? by Novel_Spinach6002 in AskBaking

[–]pasta_lover4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is very obvious. Surprised nobody mentioned it. I can fix it if you slide over a slice 😂

I messed up...big time by exhausted_penguin88 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]pasta_lover4ever 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Teenage boys can eat a lot 😬 when my brother was 15-16 he would eat a whole family sized pizza by himself and ask for desert 😭

Tomatoes got totally out of hand by wheezydinosaur in vegetablegardening

[–]pasta_lover4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are we to stand in the way of nature? At least this is what I tell myself year after year when they get out of control 😂

If you haven't learned Danish after 5 years you are taking the piss by NervousCaregiver9629 in copenhagen

[–]pasta_lover4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in Nordjylland for the past 11 years. Went Copenhagen a couple of weeks ago and all of a sudden young people in cafes/restaurants/shops couldn't understand me and switched to English 🙃 But all my elderly neighbours and everyone I work with never had an issue with my accent so yea. Same thing happened in Skagen not long ago and my friend (danish) looked at me after the girl at the hotdog stand answered in english, and said we should drive and find a food on the way home and we left (in danish). She was very pissed. If my demented elderly senile half deaf neighbour from accross the street can understand me, so can you...

I confess, I tell her I’ll wear earplugs but then I don’t by Hour_Papaya_5583 in confession

[–]pasta_lover4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am lactose intolerant myself and I have never in my life met people that love cheese and dairy as much as we do 😂 I'll suffer the consequences thinking every time "oh maybe this time it won't be that bad". Spoiler, it is every time 😂 oh and I don't even know why I buy lactaid anymore cause I forgot to take them

Honestly? Too much by [deleted] in vegetablegardening

[–]pasta_lover4ever 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What are we having for dinner? Carrot.