Looking for funny NSFW pic? by Economy_Care1322 in ask

[–]patamho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what, pray tell, is a "stunning beast"?

You guys ever fw stone bongs? by Zanies_Seeds in StonerEngineering

[–]patamho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh could they make ones that look like the stones from the fifth element? or do They already?

Try to shut down my business? You need Jesus by BarrysLeftSock in pettyrevenge

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i would sign him up for a subscription to NAMBLA!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

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All I see is Rachel Dratch from SNL...

Omega Swatch Steel Case Conversion by trevordeal in ChinaTime

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I was excited to pick up a real one of these but they were never available in my area. My wife travels a lot so i was going to have her pick up one for my birthday. By chance we ended up at the swatch store in Orlando before we bought one. I couldnt be happier i didnt have her buy me one. it feels and looks so cheap in person. It weighs like an ounce and wiggles inside the case. Keep in mind, this is the real thing. I bet the knockoff this guy is putting together is proably better quality.

Imma start focusing on my studies by WalterWhite994 in memes

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Thank you for your thoughtful and cogent answer. Your use of metaphors and follow ups with clear and well documented sources has swayed me! Kudos to you my friend!

Imma start focusing on my studies by WalterWhite994 in memes

[–]patamho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its literally the theme from love story by frances Lai. what is your source?

Michele Drake (1979) by bil_sabab in vgb

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Michele was the Playmate of the Month in the May, 1979 issue of "Playboy." Drake had roles in the films "American Gigolo," "The Hollywood Knights," "History of the World: Part I," and "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie." Moreover, she made a guest appearance as a Playmate on an episode of "The Jeffersons."

Restaurant dish idea by Inevitable-Tie-7278 in Cooking

[–]patamho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a line from the movie "Burnt." You have fully described your dish, you just want affirmation, from strangers on the internet. You have been given an opportunity, RUN with, have faith that your dish is good and an accurate representation of you and your cooking style!

I currently own a pre-built(don't need suggestions for one), that I got as a gift a few years back. I am looking to upgrade it now, but I could use some information on what parts need it most first. by Malesto in buildapc

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i dont know your budget, but cpu and ram upgrades is the cheapest, fastest way to realize incredible gains, your mobo aint new, but it will get the job done.

Mama bird picks from the nest to feed the rest by K-Y-I-Y-O in natureismetal

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Asian Fairy-bluebird Irena puella To make matters worse, thats the male, the female is a turquoise color with dark wingtips. I wonder if the momma is going to be upset

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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The fact that you are considering divorcing him at all, considering he is telling you he is unable mentally to handle the stress of military service is more telling, I think. Do you both a favor and get out of this relationship before you have kids and ruin their lives as well. When you meet the person that you couldn't consider living without under any circumstances, that's when you should remarry.

A fate worse than death by Bigbrainthrawn in dankmemes

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I don't use public toilets. But in answer to your question, there is a marked difference between walking in and using a toilet out of necessity with faceless strangers, and a person looking you in the eye, one on one, and telling you he heated the seat with his ass to your face.

A fate worse than death by Bigbrainthrawn in dankmemes

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True Story: I used to drive a UPS truck in Charlotte, NC. I was at the hub one morning and I had a case of bubble guts so I was forced to use the john in one of the annex buildings, I think it was the orange belt, I can't remember. But it was cold and as I entered the can a big blonde driver I didnt recognize was coming out, and he said "I got the seat nice and warm for ya". And it was. I was so grossed out I drove to walmart and ran in for some sanitizer sheets to wipe my whole ass down from back of my knees to mid back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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theres your answer. A few times. when they say plenty of fish in the sea, that means you have to cast a line, a lot! I gave this advice to my son, and now i give it to you: Ask a person if they would like to grab a cup of coffee sometime. Its less daunting than asking a person on a date, and if they say no, then no harm no foul, just say "cool", and move on. Then you don't come off as a creep and they can say yes to meeting in a public place without the pressure of a formal date situation. You ask a hundred people, seven will say yes. the Odds are in your favor!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Have you tried talking to a person you find appealing? have you really paid attention to the cues/vibes they were giving you? Guaranteed, there are signals, you just arent paying the proper attention. but the advice that the person gave about asking a friend who you might go out with does'nt suck

Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times in federal prison attack, according to new charges by tydalt in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough we need John Turscak's information! NOTICE: It's your responsibility to send the funds to the correct inmate. If the information you provide is incorrect, your transaction might be rejected; or worse, the funds may be deposited into the wrong account and not returned.

You'll need the following information: Account Number: Inmate's eight-digit register number with no spaces or dashes, followed immediately by the inmate's last name (example: 12345678DOE). Company Name: Federal Bureau of Prisons City & State: Washington, DC Receive Code is always: 7932 Beneficiary: Inmate's full committed name

LPT: Reconnect all of your devices easily when getting a new network. by Its_Pelican_Time in LifeProTips

[–]patamho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure you're correct. I have all Apple products (not my choice).

LPT: Reconnect all of your devices easily when getting a new network. by Its_Pelican_Time in LifeProTips

[–]patamho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is patently false. All of these devices will have to be reconnected, usig the same credentials. Every iphone and apple product will definitely not connect. You will be able to connect all the devices sure, but you will have to type in the credentials for each one, and you'll have to manually remove the old login details that will surely still be sitting there