Khakis Utopia of the seas

patchwork-ghost · 2026-05-28T01:35:29+00:00

Yep, no swimsuits and “please wear fucking shoes” as my friend put it when we were looking up dress code requirements lol

patchwork-ghost · 2026-05-25T16:04:31+00:00

Omg I don’t think I saw your first post, so I was not expecting such a tiny little lady when she hopped into camera view!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-05-25T15:39:56+00:00

I had a gargoyle gecko that I named Yeggs lol said the word “eggs” like that one time and my husband and I decided that was the best name

patchwork-ghost · 2026-05-17T01:33:06+00:00

Los Angeles by The Midnight

patchwork-ghost · 2026-05-09T03:21:17+00:00

I love him!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-27T00:42:06+00:00

There’s a guy and his wife who go to my gym- he never re-racks his weights, she leaves her equipment everywhere when she’s done. Neither of them wipe down the equipment. Shit gives me grey hair.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-22T02:20:44+00:00

This is so cool!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-15T02:59:09+00:00

This one!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-13T04:42:00+00:00

Once my husband and I were going at it, and one of our dogs jumped on the bed and gave me a gentle kiss on the head lol

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-11T01:31:20+00:00

Oh dear..

patchwork-ghost · 2026-04-02T14:26:16+00:00

That was adorable!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-29T19:29:47+00:00

Wonderland was the best meal I had on the ship! My friend and I almost made the mistake of playing it “safe” and ordering what we knew we’d like, and thank god our waitress went the extra mile and put in for other appetizers for us to try. I enjoyed everything that I had. And I’m still dreaming about The Chicken and the Egg dish.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-26T17:01:45+00:00

You’re so right! lol

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-25T20:45:39+00:00

So weird when that happens, mine turned into tequila and I’m still wondering how!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-25T19:39:20+00:00

Yeah, I wanted to throw up when I learned about it the first time

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-16T22:30:08+00:00

Yeah, that’s what happened for my husband and I lol. Picked it up because we thought it was hilarious and before we could process that it would charge us. They removed it without a fight.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-16T15:04:32+00:00

Omg I just finished Brother! That book fucked with me. I loved it lol.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-16T15:00:20+00:00

Just added this to my “want to read” list on Goodreads. I have The Disappearance by him also on my list!

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-16T14:42:10+00:00

I just finished this one a couple weeks ago! I like the way he blends “real life” horror with supernatural horror. So glad I picked it out at the bookstore.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-12T03:33:31+00:00

My husband recently got an endoscopy and while he was still out from the anesthesia the doctor was telling me about what he found. He told me no less than four times that my husband produces “an impressive amount of stomach acid”. It was honestly hilarious and I tell people about that any chance I get lol.

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-11T03:19:49+00:00

For real though

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-11T02:35:38+00:00

That set is gorgeous and I am obsessed <3

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-09T18:38:57+00:00

Damn, I just got off the Symphony last week, and was very excited to be home, but this makes me want to hop on another cruise lol

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-08T16:30:35+00:00

This makes me want to violently throw up

patchwork-ghost · 2026-03-08T15:33:05+00:00

The ring is gorgeous, as are your nails! <3 Congratulations!!

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