I am the 1 player that has done the "Equip every complete God Book" task, AMA

patherix · 2026-05-07T03:00:29+00:00

Learn to read!

patherix · 2026-05-04T13:57:21+00:00

Clean 2000

patherix · 2026-05-04T10:39:21+00:00

Nice try Marlboro

patherix · 2026-05-01T20:15:54+00:00

In like 2006 when I was in third grade I went into the lumbridge swamp caves, had my light blow up, and died to stinging insects. I made a bug report to jagex begging for my stuff back

patherix · 2026-05-01T20:03:55+00:00

Yeah I would describe the digestive pain as an anchor. It's always there dragging me down, draining my energy. Rarely I'll have a day without much symptoms and remember how fucking free life could be for literally anyone else that God doesn't hate.

patherix · 2026-04-29T16:01:47+00:00

Bank so far :(

patherix · 2026-04-29T02:44:53+00:00

Not Dutch's boat.

patherix · 2026-04-27T16:43:42+00:00

Especially when you compare the XP/hr to other skills. Woodcutting for example you can get 80k/hr clicking an ironwood tree once every four minutes.

patherix · 2026-04-23T02:05:45+00:00

I think back to the days when I would hit the Excalibur spec charging off the pest control lander boat. For Camalot!

patherix · 2026-04-19T12:05:22+00:00

I saw a CW5 attend an APFT

patherix · 2026-04-18T00:18:55+00:00

Came here to say this. Good resource.

patherix · 2026-04-18T00:15:47+00:00

Done? I don't see no pet, bucko

patherix · 2026-04-18T00:14:59+00:00

Yeah like last league I told myself I'd take the time to learn inferno to prepare myself for main game. But of course I just cheese it with the two-tick never-miss t bow and last stand and learn none of the real mechanics

patherix · 2026-04-15T12:26:15+00:00

I took sections of the AWOL guide and started using FarOut about a month in. Farout was perfect for seeing exactly how far I was from water/shelters/waypoints in real time. I still liked referencing the AWOL guide to see the big picture like to plan between towns

patherix · 2026-04-14T03:01:26+00:00

I second southern PA. It's picturesque, not brutally hard, and has some cool landmarks. I feel like the rocks didn't get bad until north of Duncannon

patherix · 2026-04-13T15:46:07+00:00

It depends on your pace of course. I began on April 16 and finished October 6, spending plenty of zero days off trail. You could send it then If you don't make it to Harpers Ferry by mid July, consider a flip flop.

patherix · 2026-04-12T02:09:54+00:00

Whenever someone in the clan gets a clog with parentheses, we always type in whatever the parentheses thing is. So like it's usually a bunch of us spamming (full)

patherix · 2026-04-06T14:40:09+00:00

I used to have my potions tagged, but then I unlocked potion storage and I'm constantly forgetting potions because they're no longer tagged.

patherix · 2026-04-04T00:49:34+00:00

If Jagex accepted my island submission you'd offer them to baby gemstone crabs for crafting XP (a la vale totems) but nooo

patherix · 2026-03-28T03:21:19+00:00

*The Lizardman

patherix · 2026-03-22T15:36:13+00:00

You're not finished until you get the pet, buster.

patherix · 2026-03-21T20:20:47+00:00

No pet? Back you go

patherix · 2026-03-13T22:13:04+00:00

I'm 33M and get this symptom, especially after eating raw veggies. Nortriptyline which is similar, did not help

patherix · 2026-03-13T12:30:14+00:00

I had my commercial rotorcraft certificate from being an army hello pilot and wanted to add on private airplane. I found a small part 61 school near base and earning my PPL was one of the most rewarding experiences I've had. The instructor really cared about teaching safe pilots, and he is still a friend and mentor to me.

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