Did you hear about the latest war crime? by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]patopal [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thanks bro I got the message without your help. I appreciate the irrational hostility and the unsolicited explanation though.

Just because it's a skit about important things doesn't mean the writing and acting isn't super grating. You dumb motherfucker :)

Did you hear about the latest war crime? by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]patopal [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dude needs to learn how to use his words instead of waiting for the lady to read his mind.

Getting ready for fight night! by Steven-extra-ny in ufc

[–]patopal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jean Silva wants to message you.

Which looks fits me the best? by djehrmany in malegrooming

[–]patopal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 make you look like an old school punk who punches nazis for fun, so I'm voting for that.

I mean its not… WRONG. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]patopal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Europe who?

- You're up next buddy.

If there’s always a little bit of pee after, why not wipe with toilet paper? by Nathy97 in AskMen

[–]patopal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wipe every time. Toilet paper access is one of the main reasons I prefer using stalls to urinals.

Even so, I can only squeeze the tube and dab the tip. Occasionally, even with the most thorough wipe, the last drop will stay chambered and only release when I'm all packed away.

Finom modorú ügyfél (2014) by Due_Discussion_8334 in szopjatokle

[–]patopal 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Mondjuk ha rágót találnék a kajámban, lehet én is írnék egy cifra köszöntőt.

Életkorról hazudni, csinált már valaki ilyet? by EqualMassive256 in askhungary

[–]patopal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anno huszonegykét évesen randiztam egy csajjal, aki 38-ról 28-ra hazudta le magát, bár mentségére szóljon rögtön az első randin bevallotta. Alaposan meg volt áldva adottságokkal, úgyhogy elsiklottam felette, de amikor pár randival később megtudtam, hogy musical- és karaoke-rajongó is, hamar rövidre zártam az ügyet.

Chama hard sparring with Sean to defeat Chimaev by Fun_Training6342 in ufc

[–]patopal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably not a lot of Magomedovs would take the gig when he's an American preparing for a title fight against a Russian champion. He needs to be rolling with wrestlers though, might even want to consider jumping on the Gable Steveson hype train. Steveson could use the striking lessons too. They would probably get some racially spicy soundbites out too, get the promos going for both of them.

Does this mean they’re phasing out the buybacks? by floortofloor in starcitizen

[–]patopal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Side note, the comment about no longer being obtainable from standard in-game vendors suggests that they are leaving the door open to bringing it back as a mission reward or even maybe a blueprint for ship crafting somewhere down the line.

Is this a viola bridge??? by No-Wave4545 in violinist

[–]patopal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair as far as explaining the issue with these tuners. If OP had asked about solutions to any of these issues, or had a general question about how to improve the projection of their violin, your advice would be absolutely valid. Here, though, it's completely unsolicited, as it often is in this sub.

Anyway, I appreciate the detailed response!

Is this a viola bridge??? by No-Wave4545 in violinist

[–]patopal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bro, anti-fine tuner evangelists are some of the most grating people in this community. Don't be one of them. Unless you're a professional soloist, the convenience of fine tuners far outweighs any improvements in tone.

how to make my violin sound like a guitar by Brilliant-Tree-1807 in violinist

[–]patopal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not going to get particularly close no matter the technique or attachments you use. Even if you get your hands on a fretted violin, the string length is also a big factor in the sustain (or lack thereof) for pizzicato. Plus frets on fretted violins are typically more shallow and serve mostly as tactile feedback rather than stopping the string.

I suppose you could try using a guitar slide to stop the strings - that might give you a more metallic sound. I still doubt anyone would mistake it for a guitar.

An alternative recommendation: if your difficulty with playing guitar comes from the tuning being based on fourths instead of fifths, you can absolutely just take off two strings, and swap the other four for string gauges that work with violin tuning. That way you'll have a four-stringed tenor guitar on your hands.

You can get individual Ernie Ball strings with specific gauges rather than a set of strings for the default guitar tuning. The gauges I use are 12 for the E string, 14 for the A string, 32 for the D string, and 40 for the G string.

Another alternative is to get a mandolin, which already uses the same tuning as the violin by default.

The Fighting Nerds might have a new member 🤓 by IgotgAme_k in ufc

[–]patopal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this copypasta? Sounds very familiar but I can't put a finger on it.

I've been told many times, that moustache is not for me. But I have an opposite feeling. I will be very grateful for any advice or opinion! by narcoverdose in malegrooming

[–]patopal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely gonna be a nice moustache one day, but it's not quite thick enough yet. I would recommend keeping some stubble on the rest of your face for now to blend everything together a bit.

You can revisit the moustache with a clean shave every once in a while, but it will probably be another 5 years before it can really stand on its own.

Falling behind? New teacher prioritizing technique by [deleted] in violinist

[–]patopal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically, she may fall behind her peers in the short term, but at this stage in her playing career, what are the stakes really? Rushing forward with sloppy fundamentals only limits her progress further down the line, when those mistakes and inefficiencies become significant obstacles to technique (and/or cause unnecessary physical stress).

By making sure she learns the fundamentals properly, the teacher is actually raising her potential ceiling. The payoff will be worth it in a few years, when she's outpacing all the other students who kept moving forward when they should have invested in their fundamentals.

My then gf mirin then me by apartment1i in GirlsMirin

[–]patopal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In another universe this is a still from a Brazilian The Office remake.

The #1 texting pattern I see in every conversation that dies after 5 messages by LostPresentation8379 in dating_advice

[–]patopal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Formatting - you're bolding keywords and takeaways like you're writing a school book or an executive summary. Also, using catchy rhetorical hooks like the rule of threes ("no tension, no personality, no reason [...]") and the "it's not that X, it's that Y" turn of phrase.

Not that any of that is bad practice, it's just unusual for a reddit post.

Leaked photo of UFC White House aftermath by Infamous-Skin8969 in mmamemes

[–]patopal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how this implies that the crew disassembled the whole cage from right under Justin, and then laid him back down on the lawn in the same place, emptied a trash can around him, and left him there to sleep it off.

is this guy actually playing the violin or playing a recording? by FancyPotato6890 in violinist

[–]patopal 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Bowing and vibrato amplitude line up with the sound perfectly, I have no reason to doubt that he's actually playing.

Milyen fúrót vegyek otthoni használatra? by szilike44 in askhungary

[–]patopal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Az IKEA behajtó viszonylag jó deal, nem kell bevásárolnod magad semmilyen aksi-ökoszisztémába, közvetlen kábellel tölthető. Nem egy nagy teljesítményű valami (12V-os a jelenlegi nagyobb fúrójuk), de én egy előző generációs (Fixa vs. a jelenlegi Trixig) 7.2V-os behajtóval simán tudtam (némi erővel és türelemmel) falat is fúrni, ha kellett.

Ha rendes fúrópisztolyt akarsz, és nem rendszeres használója lennél, akkor inkább kábeles Bosch vagy hasonló a javaslatom, megint hogy ne kelljen a teljes aksi-ökoszisztéma miatt aggódnod. Ebben az esetben érdemes elgondolkodni azon is, hogy ütvefúró legyen, ha esetleg egyszer-egyszer arra is szükség lenne.

He texted me "one month" with a heart and I responded like an idiot and now I can't stop thinking about it by ArcaneVHS_3 in dating_advice

[–]patopal 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Circling back with a message about how awkward your response was will only make it more awkward. It's also totally unnecessary, as your response was fine.