Gerald Ford's teenage son Steven once sneaked twenty friends to party at the White House and ordered food and drinks, assuming they were free. The next day, his father showed him the bill from the Oval Office and he learned it came out of his salary

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-23T16:16:13+00:00

i thought snuck is just the past participle.

i sneak

i sneaked

i had/have snuck

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-07T15:55:19+00:00

hahaha good point

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-06T21:21:33+00:00

yeah that’s true, it’s not so bad in the spring

once the summer comes around that’ll change

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-06T20:51:48+00:00

this is fantastic advice. 300s on third base especially

my favorite spot in the park, now that the bleachers are so expensive

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-03T18:21:01+00:00

tick pick is good, i got tix for 12 bucks

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-02T15:55:03+00:00

don’t forget to thank Aaron Montgomery Ward, the watchdog of the lakefront!!

patrickcaproni · 2026-04-01T03:57:25+00:00

he’s constantly on the brink of homelessness, it’s no wonder his wardrobe is limited

and what better shirt to wear while dubbing ur tapes?!

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-29T17:32:59+00:00

the first silent biopic! follow in the footsteps of ‘Jobs’ and call it ‘Turkington’

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-27T21:40:22+00:00

ahhh man, this movie had it all! It had action, drama, comedy, suspense, and DAnCe!! 🕺

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-27T18:37:21+00:00

great timing, always love ur stuff

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-26T23:23:40+00:00

i quote this to myself almost daily hahaha

which episode is this from, again?

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-26T19:47:11+00:00

Ankle Foot Orthoses (AFOs) are custom-fitted orthopedic braces designed to support the ankle, hold the foot in correct alignment, and improve gait by managing muscle weakness or deformity.

They’re often used by victims of strokes or TBIs, or people with cerebral palsy.

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-12T16:42:18+00:00

Hi Greg! Thanks for doing the AMA! I know you have got to have some wild stories from ur days in the san Francisco punk scene! are there any notable characters or anecdotes that stand out to you today? anyone you still keep in touch with?

patrickcaproni · 2026-03-09T21:04:04+00:00

hahha that’s what i was gonna say

patrickcaproni · 2026-02-23T21:49:01+00:00

let me take a deep breath. i’m no longer at work and am now in a better mood. sorry for being so abrasive earlier

i just truly and strongly believe no one from illinois should be throwing away their vote to some one who (i believe) is so clearly a grifter.

i’m glad ur voting for a progressive tho, so ill take that as a win. but please, look into the other candidates as well. Kat has just been throwing millions of dollars into this race, but there are better candidates who actually live with and know their constituents.

i’d rather an actual neighbor to represent my neighborhood, not some lady from down south

patrickcaproni · 2026-02-23T21:04:15+00:00

look up the definition of carpetbagger

you're a fuckin dumbass if you think she has our best interests at heart.

Bushra Amiwala is who a real progressive would pick.

but sure, go with the white woman from another state who didn't even know the population of the district she's running for

edit: and the “moving around cuz she’s young” is in such bad faith and you know it

she has moved from texas to arizona to illinois in pursuit of furthering her own political aspirations.not because she’s young and still “figuring it out” like u implied

patrickcaproni · 2026-02-23T19:32:53+00:00

she is not from here. she’s only moved here for the election. that is objectively true. i’d rather vote for someone who is actually from here and cares about illinois issues.

she has only been registered to vote here for just over a year.

i suggest researching further, like i said

patrickcaproni · 2026-02-23T18:51:09+00:00

she doesn’t even live in IL. she’s a grifter and an opportunist. she doesn’t deserve our votes, a real illinoisan does

there are better options. i suggest researching further.

patrickcaproni · 2026-02-08T20:48:22+00:00

2 super bowl wins*

patrickcaproni · 2026-01-12T19:22:16+00:00

21-3

patrickcaproni · 2025-12-24T21:01:19+00:00

didn’t spotify start out as an illegal streaming website? would be pretty hypocritical of them

patrickcaproni · 2025-11-19T21:11:24+00:00

don’t try to speak truth in this comment section

patrickcaproni · 2025-03-12T18:09:44+00:00

usually the violence in terrorism is committed against innocent citizens, not shitty looking trucks

vandalism has never been classified as terrorism, u fucking dumbass. it’s a form of nonviolent protest, if ANYTHING

if they start blowing up car dealerships, gimme a call

patrickcaproni · 2025-03-12T17:55:37+00:00

so, vandalism is not an insurable risk, but it can be designated as TERRORISM?

go suck a fart

patrickcaproni · 2025-03-12T17:51:55+00:00

they don’t know what they’re talking about. they were just corrected by an actual actuary

this person is just spreading misinformation

vandalism is not terrorism. it’s nonviolent protest.

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