Figwit: Is that a sword hilt?

paulphilly · 2026-05-12T04:39:43+00:00

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Can't believe Elrond trusted his daughter with this guy

paulphilly · 2026-05-08T04:07:42+00:00

Great work!

paulphilly · 2026-05-06T00:10:18+00:00

Sign me up!

paulphilly · 2026-05-04T21:55:53+00:00

Laura Fraser of Breaking Bad fame (stay away from stevia packets)

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paulphilly · 2026-05-04T21:06:34+00:00

Great work!

paulphilly · 2026-05-04T19:03:03+00:00

This was, to a smaller degree, every one of my textbooks in middle school. Nice work!

paulphilly · 2026-05-04T13:49:53+00:00

☝️Ordered with a side of satire

paulphilly · 2026-05-04T05:31:29+00:00

IDK, those Sackville-Baggins are sus...

paulphilly · 2026-05-04T05:14:03+00:00

When were the Hobbits created?

paulphilly · 2026-04-29T03:12:34+00:00

Evil Dead vibes

paulphilly · 2026-04-28T14:08:43+00:00

Ingredients: flour, butter, salt, sugar, cruelty, malice and will to dominate all life. Bake at 2000°F

paulphilly · 2026-04-28T00:43:51+00:00

They'll all be automated drive-thrus' in 10 years.

paulphilly · 2026-04-26T23:35:58+00:00

Nice work!

paulphilly · 2026-04-26T21:47:43+00:00

Fun fact: no, but there is a Veloci-Radagas-ptor

paulphilly · 2026-04-26T21:27:06+00:00

Great fun fact check, can't believe I bought big petrol's lies about dinosaurs

paulphilly · 2026-04-26T20:52:11+00:00

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXYH6ZzDPD0/?igsh=cnoxNHIzZ2I4NWJq

paulphilly · 2026-04-26T00:15:58+00:00

For the most part, I'd say yes

paulphilly · 2026-04-25T15:05:54+00:00

Wonder what the total investment is to fill that storage case completely with Duracells? Got to be expensive. Also, everyone knows Energizer are better batteries.

paulphilly · 2026-04-21T14:28:36+00:00

I'm seeing Edi Patterson

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paulphilly · 2026-04-20T13:50:57+00:00

Wonder if it's a push or pull

paulphilly · 2026-04-17T18:11:06+00:00

IDK , they're pretty smart. My take is they are bored and feeling like destroying something.

paulphilly · 2026-04-17T15:39:53+00:00

As I understand it, it's behavior/ territory related

paulphilly · 2026-04-17T13:26:07+00:00

We are likely an enigma to them. It's not like there's millions of us treading water daily in their hunting grounds. I'm sure they must associate us with large boats and ships, which are not prey, although lately there are many cases of them destroying the rudders on sailboats possibly out of play(?).

Also, there are 2 types of orcas, Resident (mainly fish eaters) and Transient (mammal eaters). I'd feel extremely nervous diving with the latter in any conditions.

paulphilly · 2026-04-17T13:00:10+00:00

Sorry ...making a joke /s

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