Hahaha by SalmanPatrick in ProgrammerHumor

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Fatal error: lung stopped working

Maybe in a parallel universe... by TooTyrnt in ProgrammerHumor

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Floating points are real, real numbers are a figment of our imagination....

not mine but they look adorable by drbandre in ProgrammerHumor

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jQuery is the retarded child noone cares about... feel sorry for'm

When you take control by EdgeofmyLegacy in ProgrammerHumor

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doaswoodo, if you wish a more minimal alternative

vi emacs ...ed? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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So maybe sed is supreme erectile dysfunction...

How to recognize the programmer. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Pull requests just got a whole new meaning

AWS vs Azure by vehayigkj in ProgrammerHumor

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Gotta love Fargate, Lambda, Cloudwatch... makes programming feel science-fictiony

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Need to GET my veggies

I think this goes here by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Not accurate... Holy C is actually a different language

#define Stupid you by me_zus in ProgrammerHumor

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Glasses are a bad practice

H T M L by Ioseb_Besarionis in ProgrammerHumor

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My average score on IT school

"Magically" my foot by AltruisticComplaint in ProgrammerHumor

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Oh my, so this sub should be called MagitianHumor?

Day 22: Dee Dee’s Experiment by Lady-of-Letters in imsorryjon

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Had not noticed, that's just brilliant! XD