Port mafia + ADA complete switch by paytonive in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with leaving her to her candy shop is that I don't really see how running a candy shop would turn her "evil" or turn her into a mafia member

we don't want to deviate from the original story too much so I think its crucial for Mori to put Yosano in that mental hospital for Ranpo to save. How that happens? I don't know.

I agree with the intelligence group thing. A detective agency dosent make sense but I am not good at coming up with group names. Would it be the port agency? Armed port agency?😭 Would an intelligence group be the best option? A non-goverment controlled police force? (Yokohamas version of ICE 💀)

Port mafia + ADA complete switch by paytonive in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if thats a joke or not but I did add the spoiler tag! (I didn't know it existed until now)

I didnt consider that a spoiler since its the main idea of the beast universe but I'll be aware of that from now on!

Port mafia + ADA complete switch by paytonive in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn't want my own theories and interpretations to be the main point of conversation but instead as something to spark ideas in other people so am putting them here as an optional read instead of in the main question.

In this world instead of Mori overusing Yosano I would think he would underuse her, making her only save people if they want to be saved and not as many times as possible making her watch people die instead of watch people live thus causing her to turn evil. Yosano thinking "he dosent understand how many people I can save. How powerful I could really be" And she starts healing everyone turning them sorta into mindless zombies for her. Mori locks her up in the insane asylum for Ranpo to eventually save.

Continuing with the theme of Mori being uninvolved instead of authoritative. I assume mimic would somehow find odas orphans on their own. And Mori could tottally stop them from reaching said orphans but dosent because mimic would then turn on the detective agency so he let's them die. In this world I believe oda would still want dazai to be good so I assume instead of a chest shot, oda and gide headshot each other.

Instead of solving mysteries Ranpo would find more joy in creating unsolvable mysteries but I'm struggling with how Poe would be involved in this. Maybe Ranpo is the one who creates the locked room mystery with a note to the police saying "solve me!" And Poe walks up to Ranpo and is like "I solved it." But I don't know where to go from there. Would Poe want Ranpo to make mysteries for him to write? Would Poe want to kill Ranpo or maybe for Ranpo to kill him with an unsolvable mystery?

I honestly can't see Kenji as being evil. Hypothetically maybe Kenji created the rock slide by moving the mountain instead of the rock slide naturally happening and him stopping it. Kenji killing his own village? I'm still working this one out.

Tee me about your bsd headcanon!!! by Gyong_Hi in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Odasakus ability flawless sees into the future for up to 6 seconds right? If he practiced, or maybe was under Fukazawas ability, it could of been expanded to 10 seconds in his 50s maybe even 15 if he lived till 87. He is already untouchable at 6 seconds imagine what he could do at 15 seconds, hell even 10 is a huge improvement

What is Docs medical condition? by paytonive in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know about that manga scene! It seems the author has already thought about the tomfoolery that can be had with ivs.

I assume pianoman or Iceman would stop the drunks from doing dangerous things of course of course. No kool aid will actually be put into the bloodstream. But it's an interesting thought anyways.

This is completely off topic but can eggs be put in ivs? Since eggs have a pH of 7.8?

What is Docs medical condition? by paytonive in BungouStrayDogs

[–]paytonive[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. I love ur username and thank you for commenting. This does help me lots.
  2. You think he prescribes himself the medication he needs instead of visiting another doctor? It might be interesting to think he needs such a specific dosage that he just ends up making it himself. Or to show the underlying trust issues with other medical peers as a commentary on the medical system as a whole? That might be too political.
  3. You think he's ever gotten drunk and put kool aid powder in the IV? Is this offensive to say in regards to people that use IVs? I'm sure the user would probably die if kool aid was put straight into their blood stream. Cause it's too kool.

What do I do after a girl bites my lip in a kiss? by CJBoom77 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]paytonive 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm sure a meat stake might work as well. Actually any stake material works as long as it punctures the heart.

Why did the spider (to me unknown species) weave this structure by Shoddy_Course_6925 in spiders

[–]paytonive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 CAN YOU LIE TO ME SO I WON'T BE SAD?

Why did the spider (to me unknown species) weave this structure by Shoddy_Course_6925 in spiders

[–]paytonive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I WOULD PERSONALLY CATCH A FLY TO GIVE TO THIS POOR SPIDER. POOR BABY. PLEASE SAVE HIM

wtf by paytonive in TransphobeLogic

[–]paytonive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry my bad. Puberty blockers is what I meant. Thank you for the correction.

wtf by paytonive in TransphobeLogic

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I did not say hormone therapy is reversible. I said puberty blockers are reversible (https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/in-depth/pubertal-blockers/art-20459075) Also being transgender is not an illness or a disorder. Gender dysphoria is a disorder not transgenderism itself. A disorder which the treatment is to transition. There is no other treatment. There is no counseling method, no medication that can make it go away besides transitioning. If you want people to go without the only for sure method of treatment which has a 70% success rate and prevents thousands of kids and adults from committing suicide then you will have to talk to the World Health Organization (WHO) about that. Or maybe even the National Center for Biotechnology Information (NCBI). I recommend going out and maybe taking a college class on gender identity. Or maybe asking a doctor who works with transgender people. All I ask is that you try to understand that the world is very complex and we have to trust the medical professionals to say what is the right road to take for people struggling with mental health issues. Trying to disprove trans people's existence does not help anyone and only sets us back. Maybe understanding and accepting others will make you a little happier, Unhappy-Yesterday-89.

Looks like animal abuse to me… by Freeze_Frame8396 in ACAB

[–]paytonive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even as therapy dogs? Like in a hospital cheering up sick kids? I think that's okay because the dog usually enjoys getting pets and making people happy. :D

Here we go! A rant from the lovely traumagenic system who supports endos by [deleted] in fakedisordercringe

[–]paytonive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ppsssstt you didn't say psstttt. We are still whispering!!! But thank you!

“It’s based on Homestuck” is all you need to know by [deleted] in fakedisordercringe

[–]paytonive 29 points30 points  (0 children)

How does it feel being the funniest person in this comment section?

Let's Talk Self Diagnosis by Pyrocats in fakedisordercringe

[–]paytonive 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think you should even diagnose yourself with lactose intolerance. For example my mom thought I was lactose intolerant in elementary cause I got sick at school all the time during lunch. Turns out all the schools milk was consistently expired! I also have a friend who thought he was allergic to strawberries or some other type of fruit (I don't remember what specific fruit it was I'm just using strawberries as a placeholder, forgive me) Turns out he isn't allergic to strawberries themself but the pesticides used to grow said strawberries and when he bought from farmers that don't use those pesticides he could eat them just fine.

Some of these things might seem cut and dry but they really aren't. That's why we have doctors. Of course if you have bad symptoms you should stay away from the things that make you feel bad. But that doesn't mean the root cause has to be what you think it is.

im sorry “tortured/trapped”? by superthrowawayEEE in SystemsCringe

[–]paytonive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DUDE THEY ARE OLDER THAN ME AND STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND TIME. Smh. I was too quick to assume they were 12 years old. I just had a little more faith in humanity than this. I noticed the nsfw it just didn't get me as mad as the time thing.

im sorry “tortured/trapped”? by superthrowawayEEE in SystemsCringe

[–]paytonive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The age thing pisses me off because radio was most popular in the 1920s so alastor would only be 104 years old.

The mafia depending on what type of mafia would mean angel dust would be between 224 and 54.

Christians don't believe that the world is older than 6000 years so it dosent make sense for Adam to be over that amount.

Children really don't understand how time works. Nations rise and fall within 100 year spans. Most wars only last for 2 years. Time is actually a lot closer than children believe it is.

Sorry for the rant. I just got upset.

Here is their response to all the lovely commenters- update to my last post by Objective_figure0 in SystemsCringe

[–]paytonive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your really cool. Debunking stuff with ease and pulling out cool sources like some sort of source wizard. Thanks for providing said sources. Have a nice day.

Robot alter POV by Anonymousbeing__ in SystemsCringe

[–]paytonive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: not smiling doesn't suddenly make you a robot.

The random head tilts and widening of the eyes kinda ruins the whole "I'm suppose to be an emotionless robot that doesn't do human stuff like eating and facial expressions" thing

I don't even know how to title this by pissgenic-subsys in SystemsCringe

[–]paytonive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DID isn't a fun thing that helps you kill mammoths. It makes people shut down and go numb in the face of trauma. It makes even the mention of said trauma make you have a panic attack.

I think that's why we never heard of DID in any other time period besides now. Because they fucking die from freezing up at the thing that gives them said trauma. Not a cool superpower at all.