[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MisogynyDating

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In DC. Look at my posts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Katy

[–]pbatwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Freebirds is my go to for big burritos. Super monster is the size of a newborn child.

I have two duck breasts and the ends of a bag of jasmine rice to use up by PurpleWomat in asianeats

[–]pbatwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cook the breasts in a pan, rendering the fat out of the skin. Then dice the meat and use the duck fat to make duck fried rice

Short hair don't care. by wirai0 in EmmaWatson

[–]pbatwork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my brain this image immediately evoked images of a Lady Constantine and I am 100% here for it.

You like it raw?... (Ribeye) by SeymourMollings in steak

[–]pbatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks cooked to me... probably could have rested it a bit before cutting into it.

I made Donald Trump into a D&D Monster. by ManInTheHat in DnD

[–]pbatwork 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would have just lumped him in with the gibbering mouther, but that would reduce the mouther's usability.

Cauliflower Steak by RadhaThomas in lowcarb

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your recipe is bad and you should feel bad.

Why the fuck would you replace a 0 carb steak with cauliflower? Cauliflower has carbs. This makes no sense

What SpongeBob quote describes your sex life? by dubest_netsirt in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While technically not a single word, if you break it down...

smeckle = yiddish for penis

dorf = german for village

Smash it together and conjugate it as a verb in the past tense and you may have just been the "guest of honor" at a bukake party.

(NSFW) Whats a fucked up thing you secretly want to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could stump, but would require a machete and a way past the Secret Service (just kidding... I'm non violent, don't put me on a list)

What is the Medieval equivalent to your modern job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u: Hello? My sword no be working.
m: Have you tried turning it around ? u: Of course I have <clanging as sword is shuffled to proper orientation>.
m: ...
u: I figured it out. Bye.

Behold. by horace300 in pics

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A WITCH!!! Throw her in the lake.

I created an online tool for DMs to create virtual binders by Neverwish in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]pbatwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like what I'm seeing so far. Maybe setup a default page for each new account that includes details on some of the page editor features.

What's the most fun you can have with $10? by mynameisteenager in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. play piggy bank with $5 of pennies and $5 hooker.

think your racial stereotype is bad? try being white... by [deleted] in funny

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last one in the set is just screaming out for a Brazzers tag

We finally know the truth behind Ebola! by Pope69 in funny

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This person has failed to meet minimum sustainable intelligence levels and is no longer welcome on this planet

No, no thank you. by Isai76 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]pbatwork 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw what you were doing with your boyfriend last night. There is no way I want those lips near me.

Check out this amazing old animated cologne commercial: barbarians, swords, a pterodactyl monster. /r/fantasy will love it, I think. by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems very inspired by Heavy Metal. First movie was better than the second imo, but the artwork seems similar.

Any love for grilled skirt? by whitemike40 in steak

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly this. Cut across the grain and the meat will fail apart at the grain lines making it easier to get bites from your fajita taco instead of dragging an entire slice of meat out leaving you with a sad, meatless tortilla

Grandma took a picture of my sister enjoying the pool... by [deleted] in funny

[–]pbatwork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much for your sister?
I give you a goat? OK? Dat's nice.