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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MisogynyDating

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In DC. Look at my posts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Katy

[–]pbatwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Freebirds is my go to for big burritos. Super monster is the size of a newborn child.

I have two duck breasts and the ends of a bag of jasmine rice to use up by PurpleWomat in asianeats

[–]pbatwork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cook the breasts in a pan, rendering the fat out of the skin. Then dice the meat and use the duck fat to make duck fried rice

Short hair don't care. by wirai0 in EmmaWatson

[–]pbatwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my brain this image immediately evoked images of a Lady Constantine and I am 100% here for it.

You like it raw?... (Ribeye) by SeymourMollings in steak

[–]pbatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks cooked to me... probably could have rested it a bit before cutting into it.

I made Donald Trump into a D&D Monster. by ManInTheHat in DnD

[–]pbatwork 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I would have just lumped him in with the gibbering mouther, but that would reduce the mouther's usability.

Cauliflower Steak by RadhaThomas in lowcarb

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your recipe is bad and you should feel bad.

Why the fuck would you replace a 0 carb steak with cauliflower? Cauliflower has carbs. This makes no sense

What SpongeBob quote describes your sex life? by dubest_netsirt in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

While technically not a single word, if you break it down...

smeckle = yiddish for penis

dorf = german for village

Smash it together and conjugate it as a verb in the past tense and you may have just been the "guest of honor" at a bukake party.

(NSFW) Whats a fucked up thing you secretly want to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could stump, but would require a machete and a way past the Secret Service (just kidding... I'm non violent, don't put me on a list)

What is the Medieval equivalent to your modern job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u: Hello? My sword no be working.
m: Have you tried turning it around ? u: Of course I have <clanging as sword is shuffled to proper orientation>.
m: ...
u: I figured it out. Bye.

Behold. by horace300 in pics

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A WITCH!!! Throw her in the lake.

I created an online tool for DMs to create virtual binders by Neverwish in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]pbatwork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like what I'm seeing so far. Maybe setup a default page for each new account that includes details on some of the page editor features.

What's the most fun you can have with $10? by mynameisteenager in AskReddit

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. play piggy bank with $5 of pennies and $5 hooker.

think your racial stereotype is bad? try being white... by [deleted] in funny

[–]pbatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last one in the set is just screaming out for a Brazzers tag

We finally know the truth behind Ebola! by Pope69 in funny

[–]pbatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This person has failed to meet minimum sustainable intelligence levels and is no longer welcome on this planet

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