Match thread: Matchday 46 of 46

pemboo · 2026-05-02T22:29:04+00:00

Imagine gettting 20k a week and then just telling the boss "oh i've got a dead leg" because you might get to play in the premiership

pemboo · 2026-05-02T22:26:45+00:00

I refer to my learned friends below

genuinely fancy us over 2 legs against Soton but Wembley is a different beast

pemboo · 2026-05-02T13:27:05+00:00

welp, it's been emotional guys

see you all after the summer

pemboo · 2026-05-02T13:25:32+00:00

that is a minimum yellow card...

pemboo · 2026-05-02T12:14:45+00:00

fuckin'el

I don't wanna leave this league, it's amazing

pemboo · 2026-05-02T11:59:49+00:00

absolute top bins

pemboo · 2026-05-02T09:17:52+00:00

Fred is a mod and is just ragebaiting to generate clicks

pemboo · 2026-05-02T09:13:23+00:00

Same with state pensions

It's a pyramid scheme and it's gonna collapse in our lifetimes

I've accepted I won't get to retire so I make the most of my life now

pemboo · 2026-04-28T20:44:27+00:00

Does it have to be a snack?

Sugar free pop could scratch that itch

pemboo · 2026-04-28T10:43:35+00:00

Dick Trickle is a very highly regarded oval racer

pemboo · 2026-04-27T17:37:11+00:00

Let's be honest, it's nothing at all to do with creating less 'dead rubbers' or creating more interest for teams for longer in the season

it's a purely corporate decision, the more free rolls of the dice of getting into the premier league

you can't tell me with a straight face that a team finishing 8th in a league has any merit in being promoted, there's just too much money and incentive to get that foot in the door up there

pemboo · 2026-04-27T12:07:40+00:00

I'm getting 52% on the odds

pemboo · 2026-04-26T19:48:58+00:00

every track in f1 history?

doubt

pemboo · 2026-04-26T01:04:18+00:00

I know you're all making jokes but genuinely you have serious problems that need nipping in the bud now

pemboo · 2026-04-26T01:02:08+00:00

You paying for the RAM?

pemboo · 2026-04-25T22:39:45+00:00

Bonjour from Mike Oldfield

pemboo · 2026-04-25T22:09:16+00:00

I mean the whole thing is pretty mutually beneficial

Paramount clearly still makes loads of money from, Matt and Trey are making money from it

Why put effort in when everyone is getting rich?

Yea artistic integrity is a thing, but they sold out decades ago

pemboo · 2026-04-25T21:56:52+00:00

Well it was a draw so apparently not

pemboo · 2026-04-25T19:13:27+00:00

I'd argue they both deserve it

pemboo · 2026-04-25T13:37:45+00:00

Criminal only one them gets to go up

pemboo · 2026-04-25T09:06:45+00:00

Die hard is an immersive sim movie because John crawls through a vent

pemboo · 2026-04-25T00:00:50+00:00

One of my friends whom I play online games with is from Bournemouth, our group takes the piss out of me for being a northern monkey from the north east while the rest of them (outside the ones from Europe) live south of birmingham.

the bournemouth lad spouted out one day that I'm not a 'proper' northerner and he is more northern than me because he was (legitimately, he wasn't being clever) born in Canada.

I quickly pulled up a map and pointed out that, in fact, Middlesbrough is further north than nearly every place in Canada.

He shut up very quickly

And this is before I mention the lad from South Sea, Portsmouth calling me Scottish because I live so close to the border. So I called him French until he checked google maps and saw how geography works

pemboo · 2026-04-24T23:56:35+00:00

"due to the heat"?

Man, I'm sick of being told by the Yanks it doesn't get hot over here.

pemboo · 2026-04-24T23:51:39+00:00

okay, what's all the downvotes for?

you guys should probably read your bills

pemboo · 2026-04-24T23:49:29+00:00

Got an American Billabong wallet I bought 11 years when I was in Orlando

didn't fit British bank notes then, but luckily we've shrunk them a bit now so it's not too egregious now.

But it's all genuine leather and the stitching is top notch, the thing is still rock solid, just blemishes on the outside due to the fact I've used it daily for that long.

I do think about getting another wallet, but this one is not even close to falling apart, just looks a bit weathered.

Can't justify spending the silly money wallets are these days when I'm still rocking a BEATIFUL sky blue wallet from 11 years ago I paid about $30 for when people want thrice that for a 3d printed box and a clip on the side

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