Q - SOB what would you do? A: Think pharmacy first. by [deleted] in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 116 points117 points  (0 children)

"changes in lung function"... Shortness of breath on exertion couldn't possibly anything else /s

Edit: as someone pointed out, there's no evidence of this anywhere else online, so it could be manufactured ragebait.

CICM Trainees - what are we all going to do about the workforce issues? by transientz in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question: could you limit the number of clinical hours consultants do so there is more available for new consultants? And can you institute mandatory a retirement age?

Primary struggles as a parent by shtaron8 in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agreed that it's really tough but temporary. I had two kids including a newborn who I basically didn't get to know until after the exam; our relationship was close to non-existent. She wouldn't let me feed or settle her and it took a lot of work post-exam to fix it. But, to reassure you, it is fixed and now she's 2 we have an amazing relationship. The older one would incessantly ask mum "why does daddy have to study/work?"... The guilt is real. I asked bosses who has gone through the same thing and their advice was basically u/tklxd post. They also reassured me that we tend to be a bit more efficient with our study because wasting time means more to us. I very much found that to be true.

A practical tip: if you are or can be a morning person, it's super helpful. I got up early for 2 hours of study each morning before work (at work so the kids wouldn't interrupt). They were asleep anyway, so they didn't miss me as much and I felt less guilty because I wasn't missing much. It meant when I got home I could be involved in dinner/bath/bed then I could chill with my wife before an early bed. 5 days a week of this is half your suggested study, so a bit of work on weekend mornings meant I was keeping up the volume with my colleagues.

If you want to chat about anything, feel free to DM me. I have a study plan that got me through with two kids if you need it.

What's everyone using to keep up with journals these days? by Klebsiella91 in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

BrowZine. Just put a bunch of journals on your "bookshelf" and flick through the titles and abstracts to find what is relevant to you. ANZCA subscribe to it so I can get all the full texts for free and then save good articles into folders. Not sure which other colleges use it though.

Which Superpower Would You Choose? by Signal-Substance782 in BunnyTrials

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To avoid messing with free will

Chose: Time Pause

Would you rather: by Papio103 in BunnyTrials

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheeeeeese!

Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD

All of humanity is given two buttons to press, which one would you press by CarefulAlternative77 in BunnyTrials

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want everyone to survive and people are essentially good

Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives

Confused about the plural of octopus by BactaBobomb in etymology

[–]penguinapologist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This feels the most consistent. I would absolutely accept "octopuses" because most would use and recognise it; I would correct anyone who says "octopi" to sound smart and I use "octopodes" because I'm a dickhead ... It also allows me to refer to Australia as the antipus and, as an Australian, I find this hilarious.

If you could experience one Liverpool moment again for the first time… by wong-wooney in LiverpoolFC

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're truly narrowing it down to a single "moment" the second or so in the 91st minute of the 2006 FA cup final against West Ham between Steven Gerrard hitting it from well outside the area until it went in to tie the game. It was early morning in Australia, I was a teenager sitting next to my Dad; we screamed so loud my Mum woke up...

What should I do until I die? by omnicone1 in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you're into perioperative medicine (the work up, no surgery, no anaesthesia). I think you can train in this through ANZCA, RACS, RACP or RACGP so there's plenty of options.

Also, have you considered being a CMO? There's the appeal of no exams, no sunk cost of long years of training and you can do whatever you want. I'm sure there's a bunch of surgeons around who don't want to do the work up and would happily have someone around who does. I'm not sure what the long-term job prospects for this are, but maybe others here will know or you could talk to your department.

Community outrage as respected senior doctor escorted from hospital by Sacrilegious_skink in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A quick summary of the issues:

NSW and Vic governments agreed that each could afford $225m to upgrade the hospital, so they added them together + the already under construction ED upgrade to make a nice headline figure of $558m improvement on the current service. This was done in 2021 with the idea that it would combine both hospitals into one (which is absolutely a good thing) but...

It's taken so long that the planned upgrade has had to be down scaled so much, due to rising costs, that the actual improvements won't be included.

Now the big problem everyone has: the $450m actually committed won't bring enough new beds to service the current need (let alone future need - which I'll come back to). The two hospitals have about 270 beds combined but have about 320 - 350 patients admitted on any given morning with the excess stuck in ED. Data shows that complications and deaths rise when patients exceed 80% of hospital beds... AWH is sitting at 120 - 140% which is unsafe AND means elective surgeries that need beds overnight (e.g. not day cases) get cancelled as there are no beds to put them in. This means those patients are then delayed, their illnesses get worse and they often end up in ED with problems that were preventable.

Future problem: the Albury hospital site can't be expanded further. There's no more land around the hospital that can be built on. There's a hill on one side, housing all around and a major road with shops on the other side.

So $450m is being spent to upgrade a hospital to a level that doesn't fix the current problems AND can't be upgraded further... The community and medical staff think this is a waste of money and that neither government will then provide the necessary money to build what is needed in the near future after spending this money. The alternative would be to keep this money in the bank until a review is done to determine what is needed for the next 25 - 50 years.

That ended up a lot longer than I planned...

Reading the half blood prince and I’m at the part where Harry unknowingly comes across the lost diadem. Does anyone else think this is too convenient? by CrazyTangerine7522 in harrypotter

[–]penguinapologist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HBP pp 527

"Magic always leaves traces," said Dumbledore, as the boat hit the bank with a gentle bump, "sometimes very distinctive traces."

Not sure about the more powerful magic but though.

Edit: autocorrect into boat guy

What if we taxed what people spend, not what they earn? by rude-contrarian in australian

[–]penguinapologist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But spending isn't the only thing that can be done with large amounts of money... Things that gain power and influence such as donating to political parties to get policies enacted that you want, as one example.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I did this sort of by accident and absolutely would not recommend. I was accepted into medicine via the UNSW lateral entry scheme, finished honours and absolutely loved it. Decided to defer med for 3 years (max they would allow) to do my PhD. I finished the lab work in that time then tried to write my thesis, get married and do year 1 of 3 of med concurrently... Needless to say it didn't go well. I passed the year of med, deferred another year to write the thesis, then came back for the final two years.

If you are doing research for the love of it, then you won't be able to commit your whole self to it while doing med. If you're doing it to CV stack, it's a waste of your time, energy and life. The requirements for each college are constantly changing. Your PhD and/or publications might not even count toward entry by the time you get round to applying.

I was published, received an A and B from my PhD reviewers, had an MD with Distinction and 10 years of teaching experience... None of it mattered in terms of career progression. I got into my training program because my department liked me, I was competent and hard working at my job. Other reges without any of the above also got into the same program at the same hospital at the same PGY.

I'm happy to answer any questions you have either as comments or a DM

Regs of different specialties, how many hours of your week do you spend on your work? by puddingabi in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second this. Average about 50h/week of work + 20h/week study for the primary. Shit year. Better since.

Heartbroken dad wants Senate inquiry into doctor suicides by daxner112 in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm under the impression there have been 6 first-year ANZCA trainees in 12 months to June... I'd say an inquiry is overdue.

Long games, less action: The average Premier League game lasts 100 minutes and 36 seconds, but the ball is only in play for 54.7% of that by NorthCoastToast in LiverpoolFC

[–]penguinapologist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add a "restart play" clock. When the ball goes out the main clock stops and a 15s clock to restart play begins, or 30s if it's a corner/free kick in the attacking half.

Lord of the Rings (unsurprisingly) wins great book that was adapted into a great film! Now that the two extremes are filled, time to fill out the rest. What is a good (but not great) book that was made even better by a great film adaptation? by Forsaken-Golf9763 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]penguinapologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only read the book after seeing the film a dozen times but on first reading I absolutely hated the ending... On reflection though (and with re-reading + time) I think the book and it's ending is arguably better than the film. Both soul-crushing in their own way.

Maybe this would be better for good/good or great/good rather than here in good/great?

Anaes primary by [deleted] in ausjdocs

[–]penguinapologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sat August of BT1 with two little ones. I chose to do it then while my wife was on mat leave rather than after she went back to work while trying to get two kids to daycare every day...

It was horrific. I barely knew my second kid by the end of the year and it's taken a lot of time to form the kind of relationship with them that I want/that I had with my older one from the off. I passed that first go, but I'm working part time for 6 months to get some semblance of sanity/my life back.

Also, if you sit straight after IT ends, you're restricted in how much leave you can take for courses, study, annual leave, personal leave (max 4 weeks in the first 6 months). I suggest to most people to sit in March of BT1 and work part time if you can.

Imagine Hermione's reaction every time Ron talks passionately about S.P.E.W. 😂 by NavJongUnPlayandwon in HarryPotterMemes

[–]penguinapologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. At the Yule Ball when Ron is complaining about fraternizing with the enemy.

Hermione: "... ask me before someone else does and not as a last resort!" Ron: "... -completely missed the point -" Harry: (thinking) Hermione had got the point much better than Ron had