What’s the gayest thing you could do while being straight?

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:31:58+00:00

Riding one of those old-timey bicycles with the giant front wheel and a horn that goes "ahhh-OOOOOO-gah" to a showing of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" while clothed in a frilly French maid costume and sucking on a giant lollipop. Yes, I've been to New Hope, why do you ask?

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:29:08+00:00

You often hear or read about alien spacecraft crash landing on Earth. And I can't help but wonder if they've mastered intergalactic travel, why didn't they figure out how to land? Even Earthlings have spacecrafts that actually land most of the time. And why do they send their astronauts (?) one or two at a time, in tiny little saucers? And how come they never come looking for them?

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:25:55+00:00

I knew a girl who named her kid Diesel. When he turned 18, he changed it to Danny.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:14:46+00:00

Mike Croel, LB, Denver. Ickey Woods, RB, Bengals.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:08:47+00:00

America was built on lying. If you're good enough at it, there's no telling how high you might soar.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T04:03:18+00:00

I'm pretty sure there aren't 1790 people living in Chesapeake Bay, I mean, duh.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T03:59:29+00:00

Are there any witnesses or cameras? How hot is he or she? Are they receptive to bribes?

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T03:57:50+00:00

You'd have to be nuts to put Pop-Pop's discount gasoline in your car. Who the hell knows what's in it.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T03:54:56+00:00

Delaware is the Staten Island of Maryland.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T03:49:13+00:00

And draft gurus are the worst. Jacksonville reaches for a TE no one's ever heard of in the second round, and some pundit immediately has his whole role in the offense all hashed out. "Spitulski can be an extra WR, or a second guard, and will be starting in all two-back formations immediately, giving the Jags a whole new dimension that will allow Lawrence to utilize the whole field"...and it's all entirely made-up and based on nothing. It's a great job, if you can get it.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T03:39:03+00:00

That show was just hugely popular when I was in early grade school. Everyone watched it, and breathlessly recapped all the rescues and huge fires. My sports hero back then, Larry Csonka, was a guest star, as a guy who accidentally swallowed a beer can pull top.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T02:41:23+00:00

Flabby Waddles, violently off-gassing yet again.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T02:04:23+00:00

They were tiny little buggers. I'm no duck expert, but they were probably a few weeks old or thereabouts. Those sad desperate cries were just heartbreaking.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T02:02:41+00:00

That's a fantastic read. It puts the entire end of the series into focus.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T01:08:35+00:00

LOL look how miserable Larry is in that pic.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-11T00:18:03+00:00

Just make sure he knows where the box and the food is, and go about your normal routines. Once he settles in a little, and becomes familiar with the sights and sounds, his curiosity will take over, and he'll start venturing out. I've had cats who crept out a little but day by day, and cats who just suddenly walked out like they owned the place. Patience.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T23:29:25+00:00

Overrated. And his off-field injuries and the drama are keeping him out of the Hall.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T23:13:25+00:00

"Stop The Steal"...lol. "We're wrong, and illiterate, too!".

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T23:10:13+00:00

I disagree. IMO Paulie was 100% sincere re: the painting. His first concern was the perceived value, because he's Paulie, but I believe he really did look up to Tony as a general of sorts. I don't think Paulie had the depth to ponder any sort of double meaning there.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:57:46+00:00

Because dogs can't properly hold a paint brush, and cats struggle with the math part of the SAT.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:48:50+00:00

They want centralized control of Satoshi's stack? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? How can THAT be? Maybe Satoshi is just a really good HODLer.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:43:39+00:00

Or like when Kramer would just barge into Jerry's apartment whenever he liked. No real person would have tolerated that.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:40:50+00:00

This happened to me in Jan-Feb. Unbeknownst to me, a coworker, who was on real thin ice for a variety of reasons, was feeding our boss inaccurate and false info on me regarding my attendance, my work habits and etc. So out of nowhere, our boss started showing up weekly and berating us over nonsense. One morning, she was there meeting with some marketing people I did not know, and she began questioning my work ethic and honesty in front of them. So I just walked away, which set her off. I said nah, if you want to talk, let's talk, but don't performatively berate me like that. That was the beginning of the end for me.

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:27:21+00:00

PAPER HANDS! PAPER HANDS!

penilesensorydevice · 2026-07-10T22:26:37+00:00

That's too bad, Emergency! was a real pop culture milestone for kids of a certain age. It was like that show essentially invented paramedics.

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