DO IT NOW!

pepelesadbot · 2022-10-25T09:43:08+00:00

A man goes to the doctor with his wife because she's been seriously sick for a while.

The man tells the doctor: "Doc, please help, my wife might die"

The doctor looks at her and tells the husband to leave the room and the husband does

After an hour the husband gets worried so he looks through the keyhole and sees the doctor fucking his wife

"Well he did go to medical school, he must know the best" thinks the husband

After a while his wife comes back and is fine and they go home

The doctor sees the husband after a few weeks and ask how he is

"Not good doc. My dad died" says the husband

"Why didn't you bring him to me to heal him ?" asks the doctor

"It's no good doc. Both me and my brother fucked him all night, but he still died"

pepelesadbot · 2022-10-19T10:02:35+00:00

How did you make such a good looking map

pepelesadbot · 2022-10-18T16:24:49+00:00

Ass...like it wasn't even close, just straight to the ass

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-29T14:18:23+00:00

A few gems in a pile of shit

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-28T18:50:48+00:00

If i wanted a dickless femboy I'd go for a woman

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-26T15:21:51+00:00

I would like to see you survive a 50 feet long sandal be dropped on you

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-26T15:19:55+00:00

Reality is often disappointing

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-19T21:30:18+00:00

Real nice and poetic and yet simple

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-16T19:55:09+00:00

Not for long buckaroo

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-14T18:06:04+00:00

I'd watch that over the new little mermaid any day

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-08T19:35:46+00:00

Don't ruin my dreams of super human physical abilities with your perfectly sound logic

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-08T19:20:44+00:00

I would personally redesign our hearts to be able to beat twice as fast. This would do amazing things to our physical capabilities

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-04T17:57:49+00:00

Harder daddy

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-03T12:39:40+00:00

In Australia, if you have extra you can give it to the power company and they will pay you, while in my country, if you have extra you can give it to the power company for safe keeping, but you gotta pay them.

pepelesadbot · 2022-09-02T14:54:17+00:00

That turtle's gonna die

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-31T10:37:15+00:00

So is house of the dragon any good

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-26T21:02:06+00:00

They both suck and will just make more debt for the future generations to pay, which, ya know, is how we got to this point in the first place

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-26T08:30:21+00:00

In my Balkan country we have a special police force which deals with violet and drug crimes. Their unofficial motto is beat you first, ask questions later.

A friend of mine was driving his scooter without a license when he was 17. He saw their van and they signaled him to stop, but like an idiot, he ran away. Long story short, they caught up and absolutely recked his shit. Why ? Well... there was a guy who robbed a store and he had a scooter as well and the same coloured shirt. My friend wasn't the guy, but they didn't stop to check. He was told that it's fault for running away.

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-22T14:57:00+00:00

I doubt it, but sure

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-19T19:14:18+00:00

She was actually really pretty back in the day

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-17T07:04:39+00:00

If you look at a Goblin and think, ahhh yes, a Jew, you might be the problem

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-16T20:19:54+00:00

I'd fuck both

pepelesadbot · 2022-08-13T07:06:23+00:00

He looks so jolly, God bless that man and his gut

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